Community Status Updates

Zoobeef
btcc and F1 set to record. Now to go enjoy the sun laying a wood floor :(

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casino
hopefully many many more sunny sundays to come this year
Jun 08 2014 09:55 AM

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Lauren(S)
:(
May 23 2014 06:47 PM -
Mike (Cliffie)
Not another lost ex serviceman Mark?
May 23 2014 07:23 PM -
Zoobeef
Yeah. He had done 22 years in the Navy. Fellow petrol head too as currently had a GTR. He's left a son, daughter, wife and 2 stepkids. I don't know why he did it. When i was best man at my mates wedding he as giving me sh*t about my upcoming speech. Thankfully the speech was great so I spent the night getting him pissed haha!
May 24 2014 06:11 PM

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Zoobeef
It's the noble that's going on so something will have gone drastically wrong if it does that :D
May 17 2014 09:35 AM -
Zoobeef
Result was 330. Fueling is spot on but seem to have last a few horses somewhere. Will check it over when servicing tomorrow.
May 17 2014 12:00 PM -
Captain Vimes
:-)
May 17 2014 05:27 PM

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Zoobeef
In Doncaster, its rude not to drink at those prices :)
Apr 23 2014 12:15 PM -
RabnaKS
Are Yu trying to say nannies right about a relationship between cheap & binge?
Apr 23 2014 12:47 PM -
Andrew aka Stuwy
fcuk me.. I would be pissed everyday
Apr 23 2014 08:46 PM

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Wolfstone
Parachuting in Mark?
Apr 04 2014 11:12 PM -
Zoobeef
No driving this time. A dodge grand caravan. Awesome, not.
Apr 05 2014 12:06 AM -
Harry Hornet
Red and odd...
Apr 05 2014 12:58 PM

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anz3001
not if you forget to pull the chute becuase youre looking at her arse!
Mar 22 2014 01:52 PM -
Zoobeef
Theres probably more for me to think about at 13000ft. In the pool on an evening on the other hand though.....
Mar 22 2014 01:58 PM -
Goosenka
FfS
Mar 22 2014 02:08 PM

Zoobeef
Just applied to work Wimbledon this year. £115 extra a day to look pretty isnt to be sniffed at :)

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Harry Hornet
thought you a bit old to be a ball boy
Mar 20 2014 10:01 PM -
Zoobeef
I think they use us to stop the riff raff causing trouble, as eye candy and to chat up the posh totty.
Mar 20 2014 10:14 PM

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Zoobeef
Apparently a few house got hit last night and looks like it was a group of travellers. They had a meal at my brothers though so forensics are looking for DNA on the leftovers. 60" Sony tv gone and 2 broken windows. His mrs is making a list of the other stuff missing.
Mar 19 2014 02:43 PM -
Zoobeef
My mistake, its a 55". Barely worth bothering about then.
Mar 19 2014 02:51 PM -
ollie2007
Mar 19 2014 08:49 PM

Zoobeef
Is this someones bill they've put as an ad? http://www.eliseparts.com/products/show/92/1553/quantum-order-for-mrfeve/

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Graeme Lambert
Looks a bit like it. I'd be asking for discount lol
Feb 24 2014 09:01 PM -
Silent Steve
Quality!
Feb 25 2014 08:43 AM -
Silent Steve
It's still up there. Mr Feve will be delighted.
Feb 26 2014 01:40 PM

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Silent Steve
Breakfast. Best meal of the day.
Jan 31 2014 09:21 AM -
Graeme Lambert
White or red? Or are you more of a rose man Mark?
Jan 31 2014 03:43 PM -
Darcini
Lambrini I predict, with a dash of lemonade.
Jan 31 2014 10:45 PM

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Wolfstone
Colleague of mine committed suicide last week. RIP.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541251/British-diplomat-fell-death-Romanian-hotel-left-note-saying-depressed-not-starting-family.html
Jan 24 2014 11:36 PM -
Zoobeef
:(
It was a guy I went to school with was in an RTC on the 20th. He died yesterday.
Jan 25 2014 12:18 PM -
Wolfstone
:-(. Sorry Mark.
Jan 25 2014 05:36 PM

Zoobeef
Back at work, no heating or hot water. Whole room is covered in damp and my duvet feels soggy. All i need now is a dose of AIDs to really cheer me up.

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VXT Tim
good AIDS or bad AIDS?
Jan 06 2014 08:32 AM -
robin
or piles
Jan 06 2014 05:50 PM

Zoobeef
Going on a proper date tomorrow. First time a date hasn't started at 2am in the taxi queue for a while. Still need to get rid of the last ones shoes.

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robin
need some new bird pics on the game girl friend
Dec 31 2013 06:43 PM -
Zoobeef
No chance after what happened last time
Dec 31 2013 07:03 PM -
RabnaKS
Wakey had a shoe fetish murder a few years ago & I've for a twit her for a bro-in-law. So if you need any help I'll
Dec 31 2013 11:29 PM

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PHB1969
May the force be with you ;)
Dec 29 2013 07:41 PM -
Mike (Cliffie)
I got a Lego one from Santa...
Dec 30 2013 11:09 AM

Zoobeef
A little help so you can all understand me properly at meets. http://www.aboutlanguageschools.com/slang/royal-marines-slang.asp

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Tony H
No 'mag to grid'?
Dec 17 2013 10:44 AM