Community Status Updates

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mbes2
in a month, you could do all 5 of the above...
Apr 19 2013 04:34 AM -
mbes2
Aimy & Zoobeef sitting up a tree...
Apr 19 2013 04:34 AM -
J4EY D
Zoobeef & Scuffers sitting up a tree...
Apr 19 2013 09:24 AM


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Mangham54
They are usually a standard size and fitment. B&Q will stock them for sure.
Apr 04 2013 07:05 AM -
wantsum
Normally 15w or 25w about a quid for 2
Apr 04 2013 10:28 AM -
Wreelybro
Ebay!
Apr 04 2013 03:29 PM

Zoobeef
just bought a 500gb hard drive for my tv. Now i can pause and rewind and record in HD. Wooo, fcuk you sky.


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Zoobeef
Its why they don't make me a judge. I'd definitely let her off.
Mar 26 2013 03:23 PM -
Tommo
She's a cracking bit of strange, I would just to see if I could take her...
Mar 26 2013 08:21 PM -
P11 COV
I've always found her 'interesting'. I always thought she seemed to look far to normal to have done what she was accused of.
Mar 26 2013 08:27 PM


Zoobeef
Has a real life stalker. Please come visit me, id love to kill you, slowly. Oooo pleasure tingles running up my spin :)

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LY_Scott
haha, holy sh*t. People really do this?
Mar 22 2013 10:40 AM -
WrightStuff
Ever seen that tv series 'Catfish' ? Seems a lot of d1cks live out fake lives on facebook.
Mar 22 2013 12:17 PM -
LY_Scott
Catfish has been awesome. I'm not an avid MTV show watcher but I've recorded them all. Brilliant.
Mar 22 2013 01:21 PM

Zoobeef
Not only finished work for the day but the whole week. The weekend is here!!!!

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LY_Scott
Feel my hate for you.
Mar 19 2013 12:56 PM -
Silent Steve
I need that job. What is it?
Mar 19 2013 01:10 PM

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Zoobeef
No saleried with no extra for overtime so when I finish early I take advantage!
Mar 18 2013 12:01 PM -
Baron Von Scubadaddy
Did you manage to get a brew in too ??
Mar 18 2013 12:48 PM -
Zoobeef
Had one before work then one brought to me while I was in bed. Now all I need is some nice weather!
Mar 18 2013 01:21 PM

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Boombang
pics?
Mar 10 2013 01:45 PM -
Zoobeef
Of the card or me in bed?
Mar 10 2013 01:57 PM -
Boombang
bed ;)
Mar 10 2013 02:03 PM

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Zoobeef
Are those size tables goingto feel very small and childlike though
Feb 21 2013 05:11 PM -
techieboy
Yep. Fraid so. Think a pub table is usually a 7' so whilst it would physically fit, your cue action is gonna need some working on.
Feb 21 2013 05:27 PM -
Zoobeef
Hmm, I have 2 dining rooms and no dining room table (yet) so I don't know what to do with them
Feb 21 2013 05:35 PM



Zoobeef
Brothers just landed in Afghan, thats 4 operational tours in 3 years my mums had to live with, easier on my end haha

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Duncan_F
Wish him luck, I hope he has an uneventful one.
Jan 14 2013 08:34 PM -
Zoobeef
Me too! Thankfully the fight only starts picking up when it starts getting warm and he's back in April so fingers crossed
Jan 14 2013 10:45 PM -
casino
Stay safe. Soon be April.
Jan 15 2013 10:56 AM

Zoobeef
News years resolution - Date more models. Revised - Date more. Revised - Get a date. Revised one last time - Stop crying while masturbating :(

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Judderman
you can also use your tears as lube :D
Dec 19 2012 09:38 AM -
SteveA
You just have to look to see if there is a hole in your life, and if you find it, fcuk it :)
Dec 19 2012 12:35 PM -
LY_Scott
I think you need to stop worrying about models and just get rid of that dirty water sir. Worry about them when you're feeling less rapey.
Dec 19 2012 01:29 PM