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Nelly Vx
That's just the way it goes
Jul 22 2016 10:23 PM
oblomov
I say "Cor baby that's really free." Really really really really free. Kick me.
Jul 18 2016 05:40 PM
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Harry Hornet
.Otway..a legend..with wild Willy..
Jul 18 2016 07:27 PM
oblomov
Geordies abroad enjoying home made Italian cuisine. A bottle of water, four glasses and four plates of chips.
Jun 26 2016 09:14 PM
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hairy
water?
Jun 28 2016 09:01 PM
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Stevie Dubyah
Get your dengue shots, mate!
Didn't know the bite hurt.
Hope all is OK.
Jun 24 2016 09:37 AM -
slindborg
I only read the first line, thought "woah a tiger bite" lol
Jun 24 2016 10:40 AM
oblomov
Irish airline takes delivery of first Russian passenger plane. What could possibly go wrong?
May 25 2016 10:57 AM
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fezzasus
at least you can be certain it won't be a dry flight
May 25 2016 03:39 PM -
Stevie Dubyah
Vodka FTW!
May 26 2016 12:15 PM -
jim61
Eire ' oflot for safety %\
May 26 2016 07:59 PM
oblomov
Two in a week! Another woman dressed all in purple when I was having lunch in Portmeirion yesterday. The missus intervened and threatened to walk out if I said anything.
May 10 2016 08:03 AM
oblomov
So I said to this woman behind me in the queue all dressed in purple, So, are you in mourning for Prince, and she just glared at me, snorted and turned away?
May 06 2016 01:59 PM
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Stevie Dubyah
Did she Go Crazy?
May 09 2016 07:23 AM -
LY_Scott
Were you rubbing your thighs at the time?
May 09 2016 09:34 AM -
LY_Scott
or hers?
May 09 2016 09:34 AM
oblomov
The Monster Raving Loony Party wants to re-route the M4 through Llandudno - sounds good to me.
Apr 27 2016 05:47 PM
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PHB1969
I live properly in the sticks and due to rural broadband investment...78Mb download and over 30 Mb upload.... ;)
Jan 29 2016 09:33 PM
oblomov
Openreach don't know their arse from their elbow. Three different engineers, three different theories as to why my connection speed is 4.5 megs whereas next door is 32 (theoretically impossible because of the 2000 metre copper (and aluminium) cable run from the cabinet?e
Jan 22 2016 12:15 PM
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RabnaKS
Not sure if I mentioned, I "upgraded" my EE, just to save a tenner a month, downside was I got the EETV box, which I don't need. My connection speed just went down hill, buffering when streaming TV. Rang them, pointed out how crap it was, insisted on something changing, abruptly explained why the wires had to change sockets, removing from the open reach box on the wall, stating what a waste of money they've made it. The Tech then said 'you do realise you're on ADSL...
Jan 22 2016 08:59 PM -
oblomov
I upgraded too. One engineer admitted that BT are misselling their products and Openreach are refusing to spent the 12k required to upgrade our line from the village.
Jan 23 2016 01:00 PM -
RabnaKS
Hits hit the news this morning stating they've failed the plan to make so much of th network faster? It may be costly, they may have investors to please with dividends but surely long term gains is better than short term? We have come a long way from dial up but the options to use faster & more stable connection appear to be moving faster than their ability to supply?
Jan 23 2016 01:15 PM
oblomov
Well Mr Ob he said, unfortunately your condition has suddenly deteriorated in the last six months and has also spread, you're borderline major invasive surgery. So, there's a distinct chance I could without warning collapse and die? Yes he said, if you feel ill don't mess about with the doctor, call an ambulance immediately. Come back in three months. Well thanks for that, it was very reassuring – not.
Dec 02 2015 07:18 PM
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casino
That's sobering
Dec 03 2015 09:49 PM -
Mangham54
Very sobering... but kind of ridiculous - you are not well, but for now we aren't going to do anything.
Dec 04 2015 08:09 AM -
Captain Vimes
:(
Dec 10 2015 08:35 AM
oblomov
So she said to me "Before he disappeared he became obsessional about his health and vitamin supplements because eight of his Uni friends had died, two of them in 9-11. So I said taking vitamins wouldn't have prevented them being killed in 9-11, not unless....they'd just popped out to the shop at that moment to buy some more vitamins. And then she gave me a withering look?
Nov 28 2015 07:57 PM
