
Common Problems
#1
Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:42 PM
#2
Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:45 PM
#3
Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:46 PM
#4
Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:48 PM

Edited by rob999, 02 May 2011 - 04:49 PM.
#5
Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:50 PM
I suppose some of these are MOT failures? I.e. Track rod ends, Header tank cracks, hub carrier boltsheader tank cracks
engine mount grindings
seat bolster tear
front stonechips
cracked door sill bits (bits with triangles on inside the car)
rear track rod ends
hub carrier bolts
Cracked door sill bits - What does this signify?
Hub carrier bolts - What the issue with these?
#6
Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:51 PM
Toe links
Horribly expensive tyres
Leaking roof
Misted lights
Heaters that don’t work
Radiators that blow up (original plastic ones)
Wheels that shear apart (look for HT embossed inside)
Ebola in the air vents
To add but a few more.....
#7
Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:52 PM

#8
Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:53 PM
I'd say making sure you can fit in one is quite important.

I look fsking ridiculous in mine.
#9
Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:54 PM
Cheers Rob,Timing chain replacement.
Oh, and come along on the 22nd to see some amazing examples
Thread is in the Meets section.
You never know I might even qualify as an owner by then! If not, it would be good to have a chat.
Steve
#10
Posted 02 May 2011 - 04:56 PM
Just sold my Westfield narrow body. Now that's a tight squeeze and a non starter if you're over 6ft and not built like a stick!
I'd say making sure you can fit in one is quite important.
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I look fsking ridiculous in mine.
#11
Posted 02 May 2011 - 05:00 PM
Oh... A few other things to caveat:
And if you buy a Turbo and are under 40, it is written that you WILL write it off. At least then you can look down your nose at the NA drivers. Which at least is some consolation, since every Lotus driver will, in turn, be looking down their nose at you.
And whichever you buy, your wife will take to calling you “Needle Dick Mid Life Crisis Boy”.
I wish I’d bought that Avensis I was looking at.
#12
Posted 02 May 2011 - 05:01 PM
I look fsking ridiculous in mine.
I didn't wanna say that.


#13
Posted 02 May 2011 - 05:17 PM
I once got into one of those. The fire brigade were called and they warned me that they would not attend another "incident". Luckily I had vaseline in my man-bag.
Oh... A few other things to caveat:
And if you buy a Turbo and are under 40, it is written that you WILL write it off. At least then you can look down your nose at the NA drivers. Which at least is some consolation, since every Lotus driver will, in turn, be looking down their nose at you.
And whichever you buy, your wife will take to calling you “Needle Dick Mid Life Crisis Boy”.
I wish I’d bought that Avensis I was looking at.
Didn't know you'd met my other 'arf!
#14
Posted 02 May 2011 - 07:48 PM
I look fsking ridiculous in mine.
I didn't wanna say that.![]()
Bitchy!
I once got into one of those. The fire brigade were called and they warned me that they would not attend another "incident". Luckily I had vaseline in my man-bag.
Oh... A few other things to caveat:
And if you buy a Turbo and are under 40, it is written that you WILL write it off. At least then you can look down your nose at the NA drivers. Which at least is some consolation, since every Lotus driver will, in turn, be looking down their nose at you.
And whichever you buy, your wife will take to calling you "Needle Dick Mid Life Crisis Boy".
I wish I'd bought that Avensis I was looking at.
Didn't know you'd met my other 'arf!
Don't get me started on other halfs....
See you on 22nd.

#15
Posted 02 May 2011 - 10:25 PM
Bitchy!
Only joking!

You looked pretty normal to me.

#16
Posted 05 May 2011 - 11:50 PM
I once got into one of those. The fire brigade were called and they warned me that they would not attend another "incident". Luckily I had vaseline in my man-bag.
Oh... A few other things to caveat:
And if you buy a Turbo and are under 40, it is written that you WILL write it off. At least then you can look down your nose at the NA drivers. Which at least is some consolation, since every Lotus driver will, in turn, be looking down their nose at you.
And whichever you buy, your wife will take to calling you “Needle Dick Mid Life Crisis Boy”.
I wish I’d bought that Avensis I was looking at.

see you on the 22nd..
get a black one

#17
Posted 06 May 2011 - 09:45 PM
I once got into one of those. The fire brigade were called and they warned me that they would not attend another "incident". Luckily I had vaseline in my man-bag.
Oh... A few other things to caveat:
And if you buy a Turbo and are under 40, it is written that you WILL write it off. At least then you can look down your nose at the NA drivers. Which at least is some consolation, since every Lotus driver will, in turn, be looking down their nose at you.
And whichever you buy, your wife will take to calling you "Needle Dick Mid Life Crisis Boy".
I wish I'd bought that Avensis I was looking at.
![]()
see you on the 22nd..
get a black one
Silver is the best colour!
Speaking of which where is J4EY?
Where abouts in Essex are you based?
#18
Posted 06 May 2011 - 09:56 PM
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I once got into one of those. The fire brigade were called and they warned me that they would not attend another "incident". Luckily I had vaseline in my man-bag.
Oh... A few other things to caveat:
And if you buy a Turbo and are under 40, it is written that you WILL write it off. At least then you can look down your nose at the NA drivers. Which at least is some consolation, since every Lotus driver will, in turn, be looking down their nose at you.
And whichever you buy, your wife will take to calling you "Needle Dick Mid Life Crisis Boy".
I wish I'd bought that Avensis I was looking at.
![]()
see you on the 22nd..
get a black one
Silver is the best colour!
Speaking of which where is J4EY?
Where abouts in Essex are you based?
Q - Where is Joey?
A - Just look in the meets section. Wherever there is a meeting, there he is.
Silver is the best colour....LMAO!
#19
Posted 06 May 2011 - 09:59 PM
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I once got into one of those. The fire brigade were called and they warned me that they would not attend another "incident". Luckily I had vaseline in my man-bag.
Oh... A few other things to caveat:
And if you buy a Turbo and are under 40, it is written that you WILL write it off. At least then you can look down your nose at the NA drivers. Which at least is some consolation, since every Lotus driver will, in turn, be looking down their nose at you.
And whichever you buy, your wife will take to calling you "Needle Dick Mid Life Crisis Boy".
I wish I'd bought that Avensis I was looking at.
![]()
see you on the 22nd..
get a black one
Silver is the best colour!
Speaking of which where is J4EY?
Where abouts in Essex are you based?
Q - Where is Joey?
A - Just look in the meets section. Wherever there is a meeting, there he is.
Silver is the best colour....LMAO!
Yours wasn't out of the garage long enough for me to decide what colour it was!
#20
Posted 07 May 2011 - 12:53 PM
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I once got into one of those. The fire brigade were called and they warned me that they would not attend another "incident". Luckily I had vaseline in my man-bag.
Oh... A few other things to caveat:
And if you buy a Turbo and are under 40, it is written that you WILL write it off. At least then you can look down your nose at the NA drivers. Which at least is some consolation, since every Lotus driver will, in turn, be looking down their nose at you.
And whichever you buy, your wife will take to calling you "Needle Dick Mid Life Crisis Boy".
I wish I'd bought that Avensis I was looking at.
![]()
see you on the 22nd..
get a black one
Silver is the best colour!
Speaking of which where is J4EY?
Where abouts in Essex are you based?
Q - Where is Joey?
A - Just look in the meets section. Wherever there is a meeting, there he is.
Silver is the best colour....LMAO!
Here i am!!

Been quiet for the last few days... but im back now

The essex meet is too far away... got to think of an excuse for a meet sooner than that

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