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What Do You Have On Your Desk At Work?

Started by vee ex , Jun 14 2004 12:18 PM

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#81 Gedi

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Posted 22 June 2004 - 11:46 AM

fcuk em off Jinder.

You swear your bollocks off if you want to thumbsup

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#82 Purebob

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Posted 22 June 2004 - 12:21 PM

I am reminded of my school hero, Carlton Richards. We were sitting an exam and he sucked his teeth noisily then proclaimed, " yo' BITCH!". We all looked across : Carlton was struggling with his maths (he was not a great scholar, but an athlete of some distinction). "fcukin' raasclaat babylon bullsh1t! " pencil smalled down, chair screeched back and Carlton's arms folded. " MISTER RICHARDS !" ejaculated Mr. Savage, our Deputy Head, " Do you think swearing is big and clever in an examination ??" " fcuk yeah ! " said Carlton ! cue a howling riot of laughter in our exam room, Carlton buggering off through a sash window never to darken the doors of an educational establishment again. He was right, swearing IS big and it IS clever as ling as it doesn't cluelessly offend. I'm good at swearing, me.

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#83 Jinder

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Posted 23 June 2004 - 01:16 PM

Come on Jinder, use your imagination!

dont want too.
You can't, can you? You're so carp

as much as i hate to agree with u...i fuvcking cant...its true

you always make me laugh though you smarmy tosser thumbsup

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#84 Jinder

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Posted 23 June 2004 - 01:19 PM

fcuking hell - they have managed to hold my swearing on the old profa...whatsit lets test

fcuked fcuk fcuking areshole bitch bollocks bastard motherfucker doodah cock oh well - nearly

Edited by Jinder, 23 June 2004 - 01:19 PM.

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#85 Thorney

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Posted 23 June 2004 - 01:29 PM

I'm all in favour of swearwords but we had a few complaints on certain words so a couple of letter changes at least makes willing

If you really want to swear (Jinder

) then you can get round the filter but we've done our best

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#86 Guest_bletch (Guest)

Posted 23 June 2004 - 01:32 PM

ROFLMAO @ jinder Imnotworthy

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#87 TurboTomato

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Posted 23 June 2004 - 01:39 PM

fcuk the swearing! How's the boar???

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#88 vee ex

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Posted 23 June 2004 - 02:01 PM

The Boar is mortified by the bad language on this thread... he is going to start his own BOARTHREAD very soon. he is progressing satisfactorily after having a new leg grafted on, and would like to thank all the staff at the taxidermists