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#1 dw1

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 08:28 PM

Are they considerate or do they act like they own the road with no consideration? This topic came to mind after a conversation with mrs dw1. Something to cogitate on. There's almost a poll here.

Edited by dw1, 09 December 2011 - 08:29 PM.


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Posted 09 December 2011 - 08:47 PM

not really... most are old so thats not gonna help. Most bellend marques seem to be Audis, Minis and Freelanders ime.

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 08:54 PM

not really... most are old so thats not gonna help.

Most bellend marques seem to be Audis, Minis and Freelanders ime.


Vectras. Always seem to be driven by men with a massive chip on their shoulders.

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:01 PM

No you are all wrong. Range Rover drivers. They are manky bell ends complete with stinky smegma!!! Jag drivers don't bother me (or at least not that I can remember). BMW and Audi drivers are the next worse to Range Rover drivers.

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:02 PM

I think Saab drivers are.

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:07 PM

I think Saab drivers are.

I used to own a Saab :P

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:11 PM

Anything German and silver IME

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:12 PM

No you are all wrong. Range Rover drivers. They are manky bell ends complete with stinky smegma!!!

Jag drivers don't bother me (or at least not that I can remember). BMW and Audi drivers are the next worse to Range Rover drivers.

yo i drive a rr and i dont smell!! and have a considerably greater taste in music than yoooo :dry:

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:15 PM


No you are all wrong. Range Rover drivers. They are manky bell ends complete with stinky smegma!!!

Jag drivers don't bother me (or at least not that I can remember). BMW and Audi drivers are the next worse to Range Rover drivers.

yo i drive a rr and i dont smell!! and have a considerably greater taste in music than yoooo :dry:

You dissed Queen and therefore you proved my point :P

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:28 PM

I think jag drivers are ok in general. Might be that I had a couple though and id have another. They might be for old guys but I liked mine. Dint remember being to inconsiderate just loads of trips to the pumps! I think mini drivers are the worst at the moment!

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:28 PM

Your all wrong, Vauxhall drivers, retards the lot of them. Vauxhall drivers pretending it's a sports car, even worse ;)

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:41 PM

My old mans got an S type sport :-/ I experienced a Z4M driver the other night that easily fitted into the title's outlay though... Kinda time you wished the police were 2 cars behind watching.

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:50 PM

No you are all wrong. Range Rover drivers. They are manky bell ends complete with stinky smegma!!!


Went to silverstone gp this year and camped the whole weekend. It rained throughout and the site was like a quagmire. We got pi$$ed off with people having fun driving in the mud and making it worse (I was in the vx and several people told me I was never going to get home)

Aaaanyway. One of these idiots decided to drive around in his rr sport. (he looked a bit like the one with thick glasses from stock aitken and waterman). He managed to get it stuck so a load of us had to push him out. Which was really only cover for us to write as many obscenities as we could in the mud on the back of his car whilst pretending to help.

Oddly about ten minutes later two manc lads drove through it no problem at all whilst holding cans of Stella in an s reg peugeot!

Still makes me chuckle.

Edited by j.ayton, 09 December 2011 - 10:51 PM.


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Posted 09 December 2011 - 11:43 PM


not really... most are old so thats not gonna help.

Most bellend marques seem to be Audis, Minis and Freelanders ime.


Vectras. Always seem to be driven by men with a massive chip on their shoulders.


If i had a chip on my shoulder i'd eat it :)

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:27 AM

Volvos.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:15 AM

"Chav dun gud" cars like Range Rover Sports and X5's are worse

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 11:11 AM

Audi's without exception :dry: Do they not fit indicators to them? FFS. And has my car got a magnet on the back that keeps them at a max of 2 inches distance, TWATS.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 12:39 PM

Audi's without exception :dry:

Do they not fit indicators to them? FFS. And has my car got a magnet on the back that keeps them at a max of 2 inches distance, TWATS.

I know its childish, but one of my shed washer nozzles points a little high, so if driving too close, I just spray them until they drop back :)

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 01:43 PM

Audi's without exception :dry:

Do they not fit indicators to them? FFS. And has my car got a magnet on the back that keeps them at a max of 2 inches distance, TWATS.


Was that you holding me up the other day by doing an imitation of a rolling road block? Not my fault that you couldn't see my indicators as you were crawling along in you're own little world causing a traffic jam and preventing those of us with things to do and places to be making progress. :P

Sorry, BMW's are still the worst by a longshot for not indicating. Lexus and Mercedes drivers seem to be the worst for lane hogging and being totally oblivious to anything outside their own car.

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 02:36 PM

Any cyclist will tell you that ALL drivers are twats :happy:













But worst of all are those who are jealous of drivers of cars with a so called prestige brand :poke:

Edited by PaulCP, 10 December 2011 - 02:40 PM.





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