Edited by dw1, 09 December 2011 - 08:29 PM.

Are Jaguar Drivers Bell Ends? Discuss.
#1
Posted 09 December 2011 - 08:28 PM
#2
Posted 09 December 2011 - 08:47 PM
#3
Posted 09 December 2011 - 08:54 PM
not really... most are old so thats not gonna help.
Most bellend marques seem to be Audis, Minis and Freelanders ime.
Vectras. Always seem to be driven by men with a massive chip on their shoulders.
#4
Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:01 PM
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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:02 PM
#6
Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:07 PM
I used to own a SaabI think Saab drivers are.

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:11 PM
#8
Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:12 PM
yo i drive a rr and i dont smell!! and have a considerably greater taste in music than yooooNo you are all wrong. Range Rover drivers. They are manky bell ends complete with stinky smegma!!!
Jag drivers don't bother me (or at least not that I can remember). BMW and Audi drivers are the next worse to Range Rover drivers.

#9
Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:15 PM
You dissed Queen and therefore you proved my point
yo i drive a rr and i dont smell!! and have a considerably greater taste in music than yoooo
No you are all wrong. Range Rover drivers. They are manky bell ends complete with stinky smegma!!!
Jag drivers don't bother me (or at least not that I can remember). BMW and Audi drivers are the next worse to Range Rover drivers.

#10
Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:28 PM
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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:28 PM

#12
Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:41 PM
#13
Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:50 PM
No you are all wrong. Range Rover drivers. They are manky bell ends complete with stinky smegma!!!
Went to silverstone gp this year and camped the whole weekend. It rained throughout and the site was like a quagmire. We got pi$$ed off with people having fun driving in the mud and making it worse (I was in the vx and several people told me I was never going to get home)
Aaaanyway. One of these idiots decided to drive around in his rr sport. (he looked a bit like the one with thick glasses from stock aitken and waterman). He managed to get it stuck so a load of us had to push him out. Which was really only cover for us to write as many obscenities as we could in the mud on the back of his car whilst pretending to help.
Oddly about ten minutes later two manc lads drove through it no problem at all whilst holding cans of Stella in an s reg peugeot!
Still makes me chuckle.
Edited by j.ayton, 09 December 2011 - 10:51 PM.
#14
Posted 09 December 2011 - 11:43 PM
not really... most are old so thats not gonna help.
Most bellend marques seem to be Audis, Minis and Freelanders ime.
Vectras. Always seem to be driven by men with a massive chip on their shoulders.
If i had a chip on my shoulder i'd eat it

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Posted 10 December 2011 - 09:27 AM
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 10:15 AM
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Posted 10 December 2011 - 11:11 AM

#18
Posted 10 December 2011 - 12:39 PM
I know its childish, but one of my shed washer nozzles points a little high, so if driving too close, I just spray them until they drop backAudi's without exception
Do they not fit indicators to them? FFS. And has my car got a magnet on the back that keeps them at a max of 2 inches distance, TWATS.

#19
Posted 10 December 2011 - 01:43 PM
Audi's without exception
Do they not fit indicators to them? FFS. And has my car got a magnet on the back that keeps them at a max of 2 inches distance, TWATS.
Was that you holding me up the other day by doing an imitation of a rolling road block? Not my fault that you couldn't see my indicators as you were crawling along in you're own little world causing a traffic jam and preventing those of us with things to do and places to be making progress.

Sorry, BMW's are still the worst by a longshot for not indicating. Lexus and Mercedes drivers seem to be the worst for lane hogging and being totally oblivious to anything outside their own car.
#20
Posted 10 December 2011 - 02:36 PM

But worst of all are those who are jealous of drivers of cars with a so called prestige brand

Edited by PaulCP, 10 December 2011 - 02:40 PM.
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