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#21 Rosssco

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Posted 10 October 2012 - 10:45 PM

What cheese would you use to tempt a bear from its cave..? Camembert... ( :blush: bedtime!)

#22 G-Bob

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Posted 10 October 2012 - 10:55 PM

What cheese would you use to tempt a bear from its cave..?




Camembert...



( :blush: bedtime!)


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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:32 AM

My neighbours in the Guinness book of records, he's had 43 concussions, he lives very close, just a stones throw away...

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:34 AM

In my spare time I like to fart in crowded lifts...which is wrong on so many levels.

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:38 AM

Keep going.....you have an audience and I haven't laughed once

#26 Rickwoo118

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 06:03 AM

I bet the dyslexics are giving Jimmy Somerville a hard time at the moment!!

#27 Harry Hornet

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:00 PM

a bear went to the bar and asked a pint of bitter and a double........... .........whisky Bar tender .........."...why the big pause?"

#28 davemate

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 01:46 PM

two nuns are in the bath.... was always one of my faviourites :)

#29 Rickwoo118

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 04:26 PM

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who went to a Toga party dressed as a goat?

#30 G-Bob

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 04:35 PM

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who went to a Toga party dressed as a goat?


Did he try and get a drink from a bra?

#31 G-Bob

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 04:35 PM

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who went to a Toga party dressed as a goat?


Did he try and get a drink from a bra?

#32 Rickwoo118

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 04:49 PM

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

#33 pete-r

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 06:49 PM

Following an office disagreement one of my colleagues said of the other one, you can't educate pork!

#34 moospeed

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Posted 13 October 2012 - 07:11 PM

I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.

It's not her main present, just a stocking filler......

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Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane for Christmas.


But she'll still use a razor on the other leg.

#35 darronwall

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Posted 13 October 2012 - 08:18 PM

Jeremy beadle has a really small penis"........... On the other hand it looks quite big!!!

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 08:51 AM

I married way too young. Nice girl, Chinese.

#37 Darcini

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 09:21 AM

New claims suggest Jimmy Saville abused children on another BBC show. Apparently he Blue Peter too.    

#38 mark moyz

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 10:04 AM

First rule of chinese whispers club....... you dont talk about siamese wiskers grub.

#39 Rickwoo118

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 10:34 AM


New claims suggest Jimmy Saville abused children on another BBC show.

Apparently he Blue Peter too.    


That's bad!

#40 kipper

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 01:39 PM

Sex is like a bank account, if you make a withdrawal, you lose interest.




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