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#41 kipper

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 01:42 PM

Luck is just the residue of good planning.

#42 G-Bob

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 01:28 PM

What cheese would you use to tempt a bear from its cave..?




Camembert...



( :blush: bedtime!)


What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Maskapony



A French cheese factory blew up the other day. All that was left was de brie.


What does a block of cheese say when he looks in the mirror?
Helloume.

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 01:30 PM

What cheese is made backwards?

#44 Craig S

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 01:33 PM

What cheese is made backwards?


Edam :P

#45 Bargi

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:43 PM

My mate told me he dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:25 PM

A colleagues newborn girl was kept in the hospital and it wasn't expected to last, thankfully with a lot of care and the help of a cuddly donkey it made it. If anybody would like to see a video of ICU baby shaking that ass...

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:44 PM

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 09:55 AM

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 11:57 AM

Your ass is grass.. . . and I have got a lawn mower

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Posted 06 January 2013 - 04:32 PM

I wanted to learn some pagan rituals, so I bought a druid yourself book.

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:39 PM

I said to my girlfriend you have a big fanny ... She said why say it twice :lol:

Name that film..

#52 ghand

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:52 PM

I said to my girlfriend you have a big fanny ... She said why say it twice :lol:


Any bigger and she could have bloody carpets fitted :lol:

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 05:11 PM

All gay men are fcuking arseholes.

#54 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 05:54 PM

All straight men are fcuking doodahs

#55 Rickwoo118

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:00 PM


I said to my girlfriend you have a big fanny ... She said why say it twice :lol:/>

Name that film..


No idea?

#56 WrightStuff

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:04 PM



I said to my girlfriend you have a big fanny ... She said why say it twice :lol:/>

Name that film..


No idea?


Predator ? :)

#57 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:09 PM

You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish

#58 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:11 PM

What do you call a dear with on eyes? No idea.. What do you call a dear with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea

#59 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:12 PM

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo A wooly jumper

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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:19 PM

What's the similarity between a woman and a KFC? Once you have finished with the breasts and the legs you've still got a greasy box to stick your bone in :D




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