Luck is just the residue of good planning.
One Liners :lol:
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Nelly Vx
, Oct 09 2012 10:02 PM
684 replies to this topic
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kipper
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Smoking various types
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Posted 14 October 2012 - 01:42 PM
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Posted 17 October 2012 - 01:28 PM
What cheese would you use to tempt a bear from its cave..?
Camembert...
(bedtime!)
What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?
Maskapony
A French cheese factory blew up the other day. All that was left was de brie.
What does a block of cheese say when he looks in the mirror?
Helloume.
#43
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Posted 17 October 2012 - 01:30 PM
What cheese is made backwards?
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Craig S
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Posted 17 October 2012 - 01:33 PM
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam
#45
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:43 PM
My mate told me he dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well
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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:25 PM
A colleagues newborn girl was kept in the hospital and it wasn't expected to last, thankfully with a lot of care and the help of a cuddly donkey it made it.
If anybody would like to see a video of ICU baby shaking that ass...
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KurtVerbose
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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:44 PM
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
#48
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Posted 02 December 2012 - 09:55 AM
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Anarchy
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Posted 02 December 2012 - 11:57 AM
Your ass is grass.. . . and I have got a lawn mower
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hairy
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Posted 06 January 2013 - 04:32 PM
I wanted to learn some pagan rituals, so I bought a druid yourself book.
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NickA
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:39 PM
Name that film..I said to my girlfriend you have a big fanny ... She said why say it twice
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 04:52 PM
I said to my girlfriend you have a big fanny ... She said why say it twice
Any bigger and she could have bloody carpets fitted
#53
SteveA
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 05:11 PM
All gay men are fcuking arseholes.
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Andrew aka Stuwy
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 05:54 PM
All straight men are fcuking doodahs
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Rickwoo118
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:00 PM
Name that film..
I said to my girlfriend you have a big fanny ... She said why say it twice :lol:/>
No idea?
#56
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:04 PM
Name that film..
I said to my girlfriend you have a big fanny ... She said why say it twice :lol:/>
No idea?
Predator ?
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Andrew aka Stuwy
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:09 PM
You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish
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Andrew aka Stuwy
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:11 PM
What do you call a dear with on eyes?
No idea..
What do you call a dear with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea
#59
Andrew aka Stuwy
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:12 PM
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
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Posted 07 January 2013 - 06:19 PM
What's the similarity between a woman and a KFC?
Once you have finished with the breasts and the legs you've still got a greasy box to stick your bone in 
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