My girlfriend's dog died, but I managed to find her an identical one. She was livid - "What the bleeding hell am I going to do with two dead dogs"?
One Liners :lol:
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Posted 25 July 2021 - 09:48 AM
The inventor of auto-correct has died ... his funnel is tomato.
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When my mate found out they had a cure for dyslexia he said it was like music to his arse.
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I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me inside old tyres and roll me down hills - those were good years.
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Posted 23 August 2021 - 07:39 PM
Today I slipped on a banana skin............Then I took it off because it looked ridiculous!
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Posted 06 September 2021 - 06:11 AM
I took two vigra tablets instead of my sleeping pills.....................I've been up all night!
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