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#681 hairy

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Posted 11 July 2021 - 08:01 PM

My girlfriend's dog died, but I managed to find her an identical one. She was livid - "What the bleeding hell am I going to do with two dead dogs"?



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Posted 25 July 2021 - 09:48 AM

The inventor of auto-correct has died ... his funnel is tomato.



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Posted 22 August 2021 - 05:14 PM

When my mate found out they had a cure for dyslexia he said it was like music to his arse.


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Posted 22 August 2021 - 07:02 PM

I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me inside old tyres and roll me down hills -  those were good years.



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Posted 23 August 2021 - 07:39 PM


Today I slipped on a banana skin............Then I took it off because it looked ridiculous!

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Posted 06 September 2021 - 06:11 AM

I took two vigra tablets instead of my sleeping pills.....................I've been up all night!






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