Sitting at the traffic lights on the A31 in Farnham today at around 12:30. I hear a screech of tyres and then a crash. I look around to see a silver VX tubby adjacent to a rather bent looking pedestrian crossing pole.
The lights changed just as the lady driver got out to inspect the damage.
It was quite wet and pretty greasy out there, but VERY lucky that nobody was waiting at the crossing!
Hope the damage wasn't too bad.
So, Admit It, Which One Of You Lady Drivers Crashed Your Tubby In Farn
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village idiot
, Apr 20 2014 08:16 PM
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:21 PM
Yes who was it?????????????????????????????????? do you know if it was a N/A or Turbo???
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:27 PM
As the OP states above Paul, it was a tubby.......
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:29 PM
Bloody Nora silver owners aren't doing well at the moment
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:34 PM
Ollie2007 stuffed his into the back of a taxi too. Poor colour choice.
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:34 PM
It had tubby wheels... And that would arguably explain the sudden loss of traction,
I was a fair distance away, but she didn't look too shabby....if that helps to narrow it down.
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:45 PM
Loving your description of her 
sod the car, you were looking at the skirt.
sod the car, you were looking at the skirt.
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:50 PM
Fair comment, as a trained first aided I would of rushed over and given the kiss of life then a thorough examination always good to ensure good health after a crash
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:50 PM
Fair comment, as a trained first aided I would of rushed over and given the kiss of life then a thorough examination always good to ensure good health after a crash
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 08:59 PM
I might have accidentally fallen in whilst she was bending over to inspect what was once the pristine front of her car. That would have been awkward as I has my parents in the car (I wasn't driving the VX) and they might have told the wife who is out of the country at the moment.
All the above reason contributed to me not stopping (along with the fact that I was pointing the wrong way, at a set of traffic lights, and neither she or the car looked incapacitated).
If she is on here, she is most welcome to post up some pictures of her front end so we can offer advice and guidance on any necessary remedial repair (although in reality, I suspect she will be popping round to those nice chaps at Backontrack for some remedial action)
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:11 PM
she is most welcome to post up some pictures of her front end so we can offer advice and guidance
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:24 PM
You guys are soooooooooooooo smooth! 
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:26 PM
You guys are soooooooooooooo smooth!
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:31 PM
Okay so I could have stopped off and offered her a glass of Hennessy and a puff on a large Havana, but it just wasn't the right time or place (my Havana might have got soggy).You guys are soooooooooooooo smooth!
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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:37 PM
I'm still geeking out at the fact the OP said she wasn't that shabby
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Posted 21 April 2014 - 06:06 AM
We need pics!
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Posted 21 April 2014 - 06:57 AM
Post 17 before a clam euphemism? Really? 
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Posted 21 April 2014 - 07:26 AM
Minnow?
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Posted 21 April 2014 - 07:43 AM
Mandy has a black vx now?Minnow?
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Posted 21 April 2014 - 10:31 AM
Was this at the lights by the station where you turn left? I took it super slowly in my golf yesterday and nearly under steered into the railings. Think there must have been a diesel/oil spill.
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