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#1 hairy

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Posted 27 April 2015 - 07:36 PM

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Horizontal Crab Cake!

 

WTF is that?



#2 slindborg

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Posted 27 April 2015 - 07:56 PM

I shall be giving the mrs the Kentucky fruit basket

#3 Rudy

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Posted 27 April 2015 - 07:57 PM

Mississippi Rocking Chair. Googled it. Amazing what you can get on Gumtree.

#4 Mangham54

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Posted 27 April 2015 - 08:02 PM

Russian Crock-Pot. Oooh kinky.

#5 Ormes

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Posted 27 April 2015 - 08:20 PM

Mexican Bugle Horn :)



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Posted 27 April 2015 - 08:25 PM

The ladies love my secret patty melt...



#7 RabnaKS

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Posted 27 April 2015 - 10:16 PM

So a Kentucky Waterfall is slang for a mullet sorry "urban"? Now I know, even I sometimes think I'm a social cabbage! But I don't think I could do a mullet when the fcukin sunroof is opening slowly & as for the the back of the hair, you can't beat the old Kes cut, short back n sides!

#8 Ali87

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Posted 27 April 2015 - 11:27 PM

Right bed time, hope she's ready for the Mexican waterfall...

#9 The Batman

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Posted 27 April 2015 - 11:59 PM

Horizontal top hat crab cake Having the word crab in I imagine won't entice many women

#10 Acidpopstar

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Posted 28 April 2015 - 12:07 AM

If I ever get lucky again I'll be trying the Backwards Patty Melt.






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