This has made my day.
Welcome back sir Elmo.
Driving Question
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elmo
, Feb 19 2005 11:31 PM
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#321
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 10:46 PM
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 10:50 PM
This has made my day.
Welcome back sir Elmo.
Would you like me to do something special just for you?
Can you help that muppet realise what the opposite of a custard slice is?
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:02 PM
This has made my day.
Welcome back sir Elmo.
Would you like me to do something special just for you?
Can you help that muppet realise what the opposite of a custard slice is?
If you know, why don't you tell me yourself Kermit?
#325
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:06 PM
Someone is biting 
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:10 PM
:D/>
Someone is biting :)/>
I love Elmo.
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:11 PM
So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?
The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?
Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.
Check back through the posts... turns out your a Pissrat observer too.
Er....Ok....can we just agree you're a little daft?
whatever you want...
What do you want?
Good question, the opposite of what you want.
Right now i want a custard slice...whats the opposite of that? A morphy richards multi cooker?
Te fcuk you want one of those for?
Think you'll find the opposite of a custard slice is meringue.
Errr....are you packing a third 21 chromosone???...because a custard slice is egg based with pastry and icing sugar....meriangue is egg based with no oposite to counter the pastry or icing sugar.
If you are packing a third 21 chromosone forgive me i didnt know, ignore the above and jusg absorb the following.
"Who's a good boy then"
Long time out Elmo ? Welcome back
#328
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:17 PM
This has made my day.
Welcome back sir Elmo.
Would you like me to do something special just for you?
Can you help that muppet realise what the opposite of a custard slice is?
If you know, why don't you tell me yourself Kermit?
LISTEN DICK HEAD YOU ARE MAKING ME ANGRY! I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU THE OPPOSIITE IS A MORPHY RICHARDS MULTI COOKER DONT MESS WITH ME I KNOW PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU DONT HAVE A VALID TV LICENCE.
#329
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:20 PM
Not really, if you look at how much time i have taken out since my last visit and divide it by the entire time thats elapsed since time began i've been gone for a very very short time.
But as i dont believe in time i believe in string theory in reality i never left you just stopped beliveing...singer in a smoky bar, smell of wine a cheap perfume.
#330
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:24 PM
Brian Greene fan huh....
#331
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:26 PM
is he that singer?
#332
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:36 PM
No that's Elton john
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:40 PM
who Brian Greene is Elton John..that's all kinds of fcuked up.
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:45 PM
Indeed. Quark has a totally different meaning now....
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:48 PM
Indeed. Quark has a totally different meaning now....
it now means felching.
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insert humour here
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:49 PM
uh oh.......
Er...can I help you? or are you just making a spacky comment?
spacky comment, much like most of yours elmo
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:55 PM
uh oh.......
Er...can I help you? or are you just making a spacky comment?
spacky comment, much like most of yours elmo :)/>
Write all your own material do you?
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insert humour here
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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:59 PM
Write all your own material do you?
oh no no no, I try to plagiarise you as often as possible, with you being a comedy legend and all. I can't quite pull of the hints of small man syndrome though
#339
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 12:05 AM
Write all your own material do you?
oh no no no, I try to plagiarise you as often as possible, with you being a comedy legend and all. I can't quite pull of the hints of small man syndrome though ;)/>
Well that's just put a downer on this discussion...say something nice or i am never posting again.
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Oh and more whisky
Posted 05 January 2013 - 12:09 AM
Elmo. Still weight training ?
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