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#7881 turbobob

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 08:03 PM

Ffs. Football is not coming home. Stop fcuking saying it is!!!! :angry:



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Posted 07 July 2018 - 09:07 PM

It is though isn't it 😋

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 12:22 PM

Wimbledon women's tennis, namely Ostapenko. Sounds like someone sticking a red hot poker up a pigs arse Everytime she hits the ball.

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 04:25 PM

It is though isn't it 😋

No :P



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Posted 14 July 2018 - 04:36 PM

Taps that don't clearly state which is hot, and which is cold.

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Posted 16 July 2018 - 12:37 AM

Speakers on the back of phones and tablets. My ears are on the same side of the tablet as my fcuking eyes. How about to project the sound towards my fcuking ears so I dont have to sit cupping the edge of it to bounce the soundwaves.



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Posted 16 July 2018 - 04:07 PM

Useless other drivers causing an accident but technically being "in the right".

 

Mrs Moospeed was turning right from a side road, car approaching from the right so she's giving way, car indicates left (to go down the road my wife is in) - slows down to take the turn.  As it's a busy road my wife decides to pull out at which point other driver goes straight on rather than left and veers right into the space that is now occupied by our car.  Big knock, possibly both cars (SUV's) written off.

 

Now I know that it's "my wife's fault" because apparently indicators are not a signal of indication, you have to wait for the other vehicle to have completed the manoeuvre - but really...??? no-one would ever get out onto a busy road if that was the case.

 

Hey ho, another five years of hiked up premiums then because some other driver either can't work an indicator or can't decide which way to go.

 



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Posted 16 July 2018 - 04:10 PM

Useless other drivers causing an accident but technically being "in the right".

 

Mrs Moospeed was turning right from a side road, car approaching from the right so she's giving way, car indicates left (to go down the road my wife is in) - slows down to take the turn.  As it's a busy road my wife decides to pull out at which point other driver goes straight on rather than left and veers right into the space that is now occupied by our car.  Big knock, possibly both cars (SUV's) written off.

 

Now I know that it's "my wife's fault" because apparently indicators are not a signal of indication, you have to wait for the other vehicle to have completed the manoeuvre - but really...??? no-one would ever get out onto a busy road if that was the case.

 

Hey ho, another five years of hiked up premiums then because some other driver either can't work an indicator or can't decide which way to go.

You sure it wasn't crash for cash? Sounds like it



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Posted 16 July 2018 - 04:13 PM

 

Useless other drivers causing an accident but technically being "in the right".

 

Mrs Moospeed was turning right from a side road, car approaching from the right so she's giving way, car indicates left (to go down the road my wife is in) - slows down to take the turn.  As it's a busy road my wife decides to pull out at which point other driver goes straight on rather than left and veers right into the space that is now occupied by our car.  Big knock, possibly both cars (SUV's) written off.

 

Now I know that it's "my wife's fault" because apparently indicators are not a signal of indication, you have to wait for the other vehicle to have completed the manoeuvre - but really...??? no-one would ever get out onto a busy road if that was the case.

 

Hey ho, another five years of hiked up premiums then because some other driver either can't work an indicator or can't decide which way to go.

You sure it wasn't crash for cash? Sounds like it

 

 

Nah, she lives just up that same road, fairly posh area and had the kids in the car on the way to a school run.

 

I know Mrs is "in the wrong" as far as the rules go - but nevertheless, this is very much on our tits right now.



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Posted 16 July 2018 - 07:43 PM

It's a fcuked up world, full of people with differing (and incorrect!) driving habits. :angry2: :sleep: :huh:



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Posted 16 July 2018 - 07:46 PM

Taps that don't clearly state which is hot, and which is cold.

I've recently installed a new utility room at home incorporating a sink...tap was not marked with the hot and cold sides....suggested to my wife that we could use "Red on the right" being a way of remembering which tap was hot...did not go down well as she pointed out throughout the house on the marked hot and cold taps, cold was on the right! Seems like logic does not work with girls when it comes to taps or is it just a bloke thing?



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Posted 17 July 2018 - 09:42 PM

Hob nob snack bars, they're much too small!

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Posted 26 July 2018 - 11:53 PM

Toilet paper that’s so thin yer finger bursts through.

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Posted 27 July 2018 - 07:55 AM

Sure its been mentioned elsewhere in here but any cyclist who seems to think they are on the tour de france and dont have to adhere to the highway code and more so any road law all because they dont want to ruin their strava time or average speed!



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Posted 27 July 2018 - 10:16 AM

Hob nob snack bars, they're much too small!

 

Just eat 2...or 3.....!!

 

 

Toilet paper that’s so thin yer finger bursts through.

 

Or so thick you cant get a good grab  :huh:



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Posted 27 July 2018 - 12:19 PM


Hob nob snack bars, they're much too small!


Just eat 2...or 3.....!!

Toilet paper that’s so thin yer finger bursts through.


Or so thick you cant get a good grab :huh:


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Posted 27 July 2018 - 01:47 PM

The annoying trend of gastropubs (and some friends!) having hand wash and hand cream next to each other in the toilets.. lost count of the number of times I've tried washing my hands with hand cream..

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Posted 27 July 2018 - 07:21 PM

Drivers who think they own the outside lane



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Posted 28 July 2018 - 06:25 AM

Drivers on narrow and twisty country lanes who think it's a good idea to straddle the entire road when they can't see what's coming the other way.



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Posted 06 August 2018 - 08:07 AM

Adverts, more so they have to have a minority of sorts in them for political correctness, even the bloody dfs advert with rag dolls has one  :excl:






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