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#8041 oblomov

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Posted 17 April 2020 - 06:48 PM

Like, saying like every other word. It like, sounds so like, annoying. I think it’s like, a young person thing. Some of them like don’t even know they’re like saying it . 

About a year ago I was in a Cafe next to two university students one of whom was sayin 'like' in every sentence to the point of stupidity.  I got really p!$$ed off listening to her.  When I got up to go I turned to her and and said "I'm going to give you a challenge - see if you can carry on your conversation for ten minutes without saying 'like'".  Her friend then looked at her and said "Yes - you do say it an awful lot".



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Posted 17 April 2020 - 07:03 PM

 

Like, saying like every other word. It like, sounds so like, annoying. I think it’s like, a young person thing. Some of them like don’t even know they’re like saying it . 

About a year ago I was in a Cafe next to two university students one of whom was sayin 'like' in every sentence to the point of stupidity.  I got really p!$$ed off listening to her.  When I got up to go I turned to her and and said "I'm going to give you a challenge - see if you can carry on your conversation for ten minutes without saying 'like'".  Her friend then looked at her and said "Yes - you do say it an awful lot".

 

 

 

It's as bad as a friend I used to have who couldn't say a sentence without using the word Fcuck (he was educated at a well known public school).  He'd really pissed me off earlier on a skiing holiday in Switzerland.  I was alone at a lift between two villages and struck up a conversation with a very attractive and obvioulsy very cultured lady about my age and there was obviously a 'spark' between us, when he turned up.  "I hope this fcucking lift isn't going to be fcucking long, I don't fcucking want to be fcucking hanging around here all fcucking night in the pissing cold, especially if the c**nting thing doesn't turn up.  The moment between myself and my new friend was lost as she turned away in disgust.


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Posted 18 April 2020 - 09:19 AM

1st world problem I know, but after years of ownership my phone still warns me that loud music may damage my hearing when I turn it up beyond 2/3 volume... Please fcuk off... I heard you the first time :lol:

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Posted 18 April 2020 - 10:58 AM

1st world problem I know, but after years of ownership my phone still warns me that loud music may damage my hearing when I turn it up beyond 2/3 volume... Please fcuk off... I heard you the first time :lol:


Yeah this pisses me off too...but only because my phones didn't warn me earlier. Tinnitus central.

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Posted 22 April 2020 - 07:44 PM

1st world problem I know, but after years of ownership my phone still warns me that loud music may damage my hearing when I turn it up beyond 2/3 volume... Please fcuk off... I heard you the first time :lol:

ah sh*t yeah thats a pain in the arse...... especially when you are driving with your knees, playing with your phone in one hand and trying to scoff a greggs vegan sausage roll in the other..... could do with one less distraction  :huh:



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Posted 24 April 2020 - 10:51 AM

 

1st world problem I know, but after years of ownership my phone still warns me that loud music may damage my hearing when I turn it up beyond 2/3 volume... Please fcuk off... I heard you the first time :lol:

ah sh*t yeah thats a pain in the arse...... especially when you are driving with your knees, playing with your phone in one hand and trying to scoff a greggs vegan sausage roll in the other..... could do with one less distraction  :huh:

 

 

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Posted 05 May 2020 - 11:57 AM

People who sell things on eBay and don’t answer questions ,although they can counter an offer 😡😡😡😡

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Posted 05 May 2020 - 06:20 PM

Ebay - when you tick the UK only box and get stuff advertised from all over the world coming up.  What's the point of having the box to tick if it doesn't make any difference????



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Posted 06 May 2020 - 04:02 PM



Like, saying like every other word. It like, sounds so like, annoying. I think it’s like, a young person thing. Some of them like don’t even know they’re like saying it .

About a year ago I was in a Cafe next to two university students one of whom was sayin 'like' in every sentence to the point of stupidity. I got really p!$$ed off listening to her. When I got up to go I turned to her and and said "I'm going to give you a challenge - see if you can carry on your conversation for ten minutes without saying 'like'". Her friend then looked at her and said "Yes - you do say it an awful lot".


It's as bad as a friend I used to have who couldn't say a sentence without using the word Fcuck (he was educated at a well known public school). He'd really pissed me off earlier on a skiing holiday in Switzerland. I was alone at a lift between two villages and struck up a conversation with a very attractive and obvioulsy very cultured lady about my age and there was obviously a 'spark' between us, when he turned up. "I hope this fcucking lift isn't going to be fcucking long, I don't fcucking want to be fcucking hanging around here all fcucking night in the pissing cold, especially if the c**nting thing doesn't turn up. The moment between myself and my new friend was lost as she turned away in disgust.

I work with a guy like this. Every sentence is scattered with fcuk or he loads up the doodah gun. Just shows the lack of vocabulary so he has to emphasise everything with a swear word.

On another note, Richard Hammond. Watched his drivetribe pub quiz and Jesus is he an annoying twat.

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Posted 02 June 2020 - 11:57 PM

That fecking AA ad...we do things differently at the AA... 

 

never ever stop showing it. Must cost em thousands, money which they get from members...



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Posted 14 July 2020 - 09:14 AM

Squeaky wheelbarrows. :angry2:

 

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Posted 14 July 2020 - 11:53 AM

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 02:19 PM

Garages..

 

3 garages, 5 apponitments missed, not one phone call.

 

Seriously loosing the will to live or own a vx lol



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Posted 25 September 2020 - 05:05 PM

Hey Julian, how are you - other than garages?



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Posted 25 September 2020 - 05:54 PM

That fecking AA ad...we do things differently at the AA...

never ever stop showing it. Must cost em thousands, money which they get from members...

In last 3 weeks had 2 AA members breakdown right outside my house, first one, 9 am Saturday morning, was collected 2 pm, and told to ( in future) breakdown where there is mobile signal to make him easier to find; second one , 10pm Sunday night with wife and 15 month old baby in modified ( camper) Van, on a dangerous bend, collected 8:15 the next morning.

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 08:12 PM

Hey Julian, how are you - other than garages?

 

Good Evening Squire.

 

Not too bad thanks (thanks for asking). Bouncing from one drama to another, which is quite the norm, it's just garages that practically drive in the final nail.

 

Hope life is treating you well or, at the very least, in a copable way...

 

.. :)



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Posted 25 September 2020 - 08:39 PM

Not hearing from Icey for years

 

And then he pops up!!

 

Good to hear from you matey!! :)



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Posted 25 September 2020 - 08:55 PM

Great to see Icey back!

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Posted 25 September 2020 - 08:55 PM

Hello my friend.

 

Many thanks for a warm welcome.

 

Kind regards and a meow from moogie (asleep as usual on the old three foot deep tv...warmest place in the house, lol)

 

:)



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Posted 25 September 2020 - 08:56 PM

Great to see Icey back!

 

Thank you sir...like a bad penny lol






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