'Oi. get the fcuk out glm lm'
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, Jul 01 2007 07:06 PM
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 05:01 PM
More like a snore than a growl. Is he bored of living with you?
'Oi. get the fcuk out glm lm'
'Oi. get the fcuk out glm lm'
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 05:06 PM
was soooooo lucky he didnt go under the bed otherwise the bird would probably still be there
definately a growl!! he knew there was no way out as i had closed both the doors!! he was stuck!!
TC's mouth was like a crocs though i could prise it open for shizzle!!!! had to rip the bird from it eurgh!!!!
definately a growl!! he knew there was no way out as i had closed both the doors!! he was stuck!!
TC's mouth was like a crocs though i could prise it open for shizzle!!!! had to rip the bird from it eurgh!!!!
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 05:17 PM
Did you say "get the fcuk out my flower pot"?
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 05:17 PM
i think i realised half way through i was video'ing and also talking to myself
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 05:50 PM
was soooooo lucky he didnt go under the bed otherwise the bird would probably still be there
A dead bird under your bed is probably a damn sight better than anything else that lurks under there.
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 05:51 PM
in all fairness they are usually dead ontop of the bed
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 07:12 PM
No room under the bed. Too many w4nk rags under there
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 07:17 PM
I hope not that's my mums room
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 07:22 PM
You masturbate on yours mums bed. You wrong un
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 07:24 PM
No no that's disgusting even for you
That's why the bed is made mine doesn't ever look like that
That's why the bed is made mine doesn't ever look like that
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 07:37 PM
Are your sheets crispy?
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 07:47 PM
What are sheets?!
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 07:53 PM
In your case bed clothes made from crispy bog roll
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Posted 26 April 2012 - 09:32 PM
Sounds like you know the details of his bed intimately bob 
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Posted 02 May 2012 - 07:17 PM
he has the technique
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 09:44 PM
Wolfstone I have 3 horsefields. Are you also a vx owning tortoise owner?
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 09:57 PM
I am indeed. 2 horsefields and 2 hermanns.
ETA - The gang are on page 24, along with Turbo, who belonged to Mrs W's sister. Turbo died a couple of years ago sadly. 
Edited by Wolfstone, 07 May 2012 - 10:03 PM.
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 10:11 PM
I am indeed. 2 horsefields and 2 hermanns.
ETA - The gang are on page 24, along with Turbo, who belonged to Mrs W's sister. Turbo died a couple of years ago sadly.
Wolfy,The Tortoise says to the Hare I will race you home,the hare says OK.
The tortoise pulls its head and legs into its shell and the hare says oh fcuk.
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 10:16 PM
. It took me a minute to work it out. . I'm a bit slow like a tortoise. 
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Posted 07 May 2012 - 11:06 PM
Works better when your pissed
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