In order - no sniggering at the back....
First cars :
Nova 1.0 saloon - my first car after university - super fun, 4 wheel drifting around Bedminster Bridge roundabout in Bristol in the wet - those were the days.
Volvo 440 GLT - I loved this car, makes the VX look curvy. I still get a funny feeling when I see one now...
Saxo VTS - I loved this car so much, I kept it for 8 years! I wish I'd never got rid of it - it was such a B road blast. I let it go for peanuts in the end

VX220 NA - My first rear-wheel, almost 12 months of ownership old and the bestest-funnest car ever.
Second cars (i.e. bangers and family mundano-wagons) :
Nova 1.2 4 door hatch - 'our' first ever second-car - it was pretty pants - never ran right, but it was fun when it went.
Rover 216 auto in grandad blue - 'our' second ever second car, and the only Auto, the only fun I had in this was trying to not get it to change down to first when slowing for roundabouts. It was a battle of wills between my right foot, and the auto box - needless to say the auto box won every time...
Mondeo 2.0 diesel - 'our' third ever second car. It's a diesel, it's a Mondeo, it's adequate...
I think it's safe to safe, Ive never driven a bad car (not even the Daewoo Nexia I borrowed from work once), only bad roads... Most fun has to be my first experience of lift-off oversteer at 40 on a wet roundabout in the VTS. I still don't know how I managed to get off at my exit - I just shut my eyes and used the force