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#1 turbo2015

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:03 PM

Thought id share this, just in case some else is experiencing the same issue.

 

over the last 6 months, id notice a few light scratches on my car (when i say light , cant be buffed out :( , random spots, especially around the rear spoiler, whats was a mint car, is no longer mint.

 

Then started to look closer animal hair on the softtop, me thinks! foxes are using my car as a sofa over night.

 

Read on the net, male pee keeps them away (be carful what you read on the net...it can be like reading the sun, hard to distinguish the truth from the bull, then you realise its all bull ..., if you spot a odd man peeing on his vx its me! the local dog have given me a odd stare or two.

 

Top tips dont pee on the softtop over time it will stink :)  leaving a small radio on in the car helps to scare them away....if all fails i hear poo also works!, or i could buy one of these  :9mm: me thinks scratches look better then bullet holes, saying that it was fashionable to have those bullet hole stickers stuck to cars.

 

Anyway i will sleep lighter knowing ive peed on my car tonight  :sleepy:

 

 

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:04 PM

Your pants are too tight



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:06 PM

I'll sleep no different tonight, knowing you've pissed on your car. thumbsup



#4 Stevie Dubyah

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:14 PM

I will never be able to un-see that. Thank you for sharing.



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 01:17 PM

 I hope you have the windows well adjusted..



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 01:50 PM

It's probably a cat. I've tried everything now (bar peeing on my car, that's just gross) but nothing seems to work. http://i1093.photobu...zpsmuoc3p0z.png

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 01:51 PM

Thought this was going to be about frozen door locks



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 01:51 PM

It's probably a cat. I've tried everything now (bar peeing on my car, that's just gross) but nothing seems to work. http://i1093.photobu...zpsmuoc3p0z.png

 

Tinfoil does apparently



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 02:46 PM

Why not just decat your car? :lol:

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 02:50 PM

Next door's cat sleeps on my soft top. Any suggestions?

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 04:11 PM

yep, used tea bags and obius oil



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 04:53 PM

 

It's probably a cat. I've tried everything now (bar peeing on my car, that's just gross) but nothing seems to work. http://i1093.photobu...zpsmuoc3p0z.png

 

Tinfoil does apparently

 

 

Like a cat on a hot tinfoil roof

they should write a book about that.

 

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 04:59 PM

Next door's cat sleeps on my soft top. Any suggestions?

Cayenne Pepper should work. The lil barsteward be able to sit down for a week :-)

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 05:09 PM

It's probably a cat. I've tried everything now (bar peeing on my car, that's just gross) but nothing seems to work. http://i1093.photobu...zpsmuoc3p0z.png

 

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 07:13 PM

 

It's probably a cat. I've tried everything now (bar peeing on my car, that's just gross) but nothing seems to work.

http://i1093.photobu...zpsmuoc3p0z.png

 

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 07:13 PM

Thought id share this, just in case some else is experiencing the same issue.

 

over the last 6 months, id notice a few light scratches on my car (when i say light , cant be buffed out :( , random spots, especially around the rear spoiler, whats was a mint car, is no longer mint.

 

Then started to look closer animal hair on the softtop, me thinks! foxes are using my car as a sofa over night.

 

Read on the net, male pee keeps them away (be carful what you read on the net...it can be like reading the sun, hard to distinguish the truth from the bull, then you realise its all bull ..., if you spot a odd man peeing on his vx its me! the local dog have given me a odd stare or two.

 

Top tips dont pee on the softtop over time it will stink :)  leaving a small radio on in the car helps to scare them away....if all fails i hear poo also works!, or i could buy one of these  :9mm: me thinks scratches look better then bullet holes, saying that it was fashionable to have those bullet hole stickers stuck to cars.

 

Anyway i will sleep lighter knowing ive peed on my car tonight  :sleepy:

 

 

Can't you just pee on the road around your car rather than defiling it?  



#17 gaffer1986

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 07:17 PM

Such a good idea!



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 07:23 PM

I'm struggling with a cat sleeping on the roofs of both soft tops in our open garage.  Tried all sorts including the orange peel in mesh bag trick, no difference.  Have now stuck long sticks through the mesh of the bags which are suspended just above the roof fabric and they gently swing and rotate in the breeze.  There are paw marks but no hair so just maybe it doesn't like being prodded and nudged all night, fingers crossed!!



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 07:35 PM

I have a totally non injurious way to make cats avoid your property but alas it's not for public consumption.



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 08:08 PM

Thought id share this, just in case some else is experiencing the same issue.

 

over the last 6 months, id notice a few light scratches on my car (when i say light , cant be buffed out :( , random spots, especially around the rear spoiler, whats was a mint car, is no longer mint.

 

Then started to look closer animal hair on the softtop, me thinks! foxes are using my car as a sofa over night.

 

Read on the net, male pee keeps them away (be carful what you read on the net...it can be like reading the sun, hard to distinguish the truth from the bull, then you realise its all bull ..., if you spot a odd man peeing on his vx its me! the local dog have given me a odd stare or two.

 

Top tips dont pee on the softtop over time it will stink :)  leaving a small radio on in the car helps to scare them away....if all fails i hear poo also works!, or i could buy one of these  :9mm: me thinks scratches look better then bullet holes, saying that it was fashionable to have those bullet hole stickers stuck to cars.

 

Anyway i will sleep lighter knowing ive peed on my car tonight  :sleepy:

 

 

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