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[ant1]

Pee into a trigger bottle, that way you can mist a bigger area and the car won't stink so much, and you won't get odd looks from the neighbours. don't ask how but it does work lol

[ghand]

High frequency sound cat deterrents work well , keeps young kids away as well. Us old farts can't hear them. 📢📢🔈🔉🔈🔉📢📢👍😂

[rob999]

Have you tried just taking a sh*t next to your car? May (or may not) keep away bears too.

[Ali87]

Lion sh*t and p*ss works well if you can get it 😬

[robin]

Lion sh*t and p*ss works well if you can get it 😬

You can buy it on eBay

[Stevie Dubyah]

 

Thought id share this, just in case some else is experiencing the same issue.

 

over the last 6 months, id notice a few light scratches on my car (when i say light , cant be buffed out , random spots, especially around the rear spoiler, whats was a mint car, is no longer mint.

 

Then started to look closer animal hair on the softtop, me thinks! foxes are using my car as a sofa over night.

 

Read on the net, male pee keeps them away (be carful what you read on the net...it can be like reading the sun, hard to distinguish the truth from the bull, then you realise its all bull ..., if you spot a odd man peeing on his vx its me! the local dog have given me a odd stare or two.

 

Top tips dont pee on the softtop over time it will stink  leaving a small radio on in the car helps to scare them away....if all fails i hear poo also works!, or i could buy one of these   me thinks scratches look better then bullet holes, saying that it was fashionable to have those bullet hole stickers stuck to cars.

 

Anyway i will sleep lighter knowing ive peed on my car tonight 

 

 

 

Had you noticed someone had replaced your VX with a white van?

 

 

Or that it looks like you are in America?

[Stevie Dubyah]

Have you tried just taking a sh*t next to your car? May (or may not) keep away bears too.

 

I've had bears offer to pay to watch me go (albeit on a glass topped table, rather than next to a van), so I doubt that will work.

[Rudy]

also works for moles.

[Stevie Dubyah]

also works for moles.

 

How do you get the mole to stay in one place long enough to frighten the cats off?

The slippery little bastards.

[JOHN W]

I tried a lot of things to stop cats on the roof and the only thing that ever worked was a cucumber, a full one, wrapper still on from local store put it on every night off in a morning, cats hate it and wont go near.

[Mangham54]

Second reference to cucumbers I have heard this week... hmmm

[JOHN W]

Was the first as a deterrent for cats though???

[Mangham54]

Was the first as a deterrent for cats though???

Yep

[JOHN W]

Certainly works. Watched a video and i dont know what it is but it scares them off

[KurtVerbose]

Take it to the next level.

 

[Ormes]

[AMOSS]

It's probably a cat. I've tried everything now (bar peeing on my car, that's just gross) but nothing seems to work. Six lace holes up the cats a*** works well or a powerful water pistol up it's a***. http://i1093.photobu...zpsmuoc3p0z.png

Edited by AMOSS, 28 May 2016 - 08:18 PM.