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#1 FLD

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 08:04 PM

In a moment of sheer boredom I thought I'd ask what mythical tools you'd have in your tool box if you could buy one? A long weight, essential for calibrating scales. A long stand A scuffers hammer? Anything else? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

#2 stu8v

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 08:42 PM

Left handed screwdriver

#3 techieboy

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 08:45 PM

Metric screwdriver

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 08:45 PM

Spare bubble for your spirit level ?

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 08:45 PM

One for the sailors: xxx feet of shore line

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 08:47 PM

Glass hammer

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 08:50 PM

I once sent an apprentice to our stores for a quarter inch glass drill. he came back 15mins later saying that "you'll not get me on that one; so I went and had a coffee."

 

He still did not believe me till I showed him the eighth inch drill I had for drilling the holes in mirrors!

 

 



#8 Bargi

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 09:02 PM

A long weight Sent from my GT-I9305 using Tapatalk

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 09:05 PM

Tartan paint brush



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Posted 27 July 2016 - 09:15 PM

Being in the tyre game a long weight is too easy so we tend to go for a pair of Fallopian inner tubes.

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 10:01 PM

A sky hook always comes in handy :lol:

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 11:03 PM

One I was got with when playing with tanks... The plasma armour gun. After marking out a grid of 25mm squares and tapping the apc... We all laughed, I purchased the doodahs some beer and happy days

Edited by slindborg, 27 July 2016 - 11:03 PM.


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Posted 27 July 2016 - 11:18 PM

knob polisher



#14 Stevie Dubyah

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 06:34 AM

A Courtenay manifold?

 

(not a tool, but has certainly assumed mythical status)



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Posted 28 July 2016 - 06:54 AM

A naughty vice.................... not in the tool bag but on the bench.....................



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Posted 28 July 2016 - 08:00 AM

Spare air bubble for a spirit level



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Posted 28 July 2016 - 08:07 AM

stripey paint

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 08:11 AM

Get a tin of K9p (dog p*ss)

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 08:11 AM

A Courtenay manifold?   (not a tool, but has certainly assumed mythical status)

Isn't that a Thorney manifold?

#20 Stevie Dubyah

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 08:16 AM

 

A Courtenay manifold?   (not a tool, but has certainly assumed mythical status)

Isn't that a Thorney manifold?

 

 

Damn.... I thought I'd come up with a good one... :( :angry:






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