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#1 CHILL Gone DUTCH

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:03 PM

Went to buy a new car for the wife today What a disaster We decided on. Seat Ibiza Can I test drive a car with a 1.2 tfsi engine and a car with 1.0 3 cylinder engine please ?? What could go wrong ?

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:14 PM

Oh, plenty to go wrong there Chris. Did you buy one?

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:15 PM

Yes for 15 minutes Even started to drive home

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:17 PM

...and then...

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:22 PM

After test driving the 1.2 tfsi engine that is what I wanted even before test driving the 1.0 But sales man convinced me to try the 1.0 so took one out after coming back I thought the 1.0 3 cylinder engine was brilliant Both cheap road tax Eco no oval running So then dealer gave us a few options A 1.2 i tech seat Ibiza nearly 9k 1 year old And a brand new 1.0 Ibiza for 9720 I thought be silly not to go for a new one considering the test drive I just had

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:22 PM

So far so good

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:23 PM

Even got the colour we wanted 5 door and got to pic a plate 👍👍

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:25 PM

Actual car looked like it had just come of the transporter Dealer asked do you want to take it today Thought brilliant PX car sorted not bad price Yeah why not So he said will take 2-3 hours to get car ready Ok we will go out for some lunch and come back 👍

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:26 PM

Ok came back a bit early and car was nearly ready Paid for the car Sorted paper work out Etc etc Sorted PX out

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:27 PM

CHeckef the new car Happy family with new car Loaded car up after a long day Started to drive home Oh, that's when things went wrong

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:31 PM

Pulled off I didntbreally think much And thought the car didn't feel as smooth as the previous 1.0 litre car But carried on 2 miles down the road and still following the same route as the test drives I hit the bypass Put foot to the ground and no power Strange Built speed up slowly to 70 mph and car was reving to 4000 rpm where as previous test driven cars where less than 3000 rpm Got to next round about and turned to wife and said this is not the same engine and gearbox that we test drove So went back to the dealer

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:32 PM

Indicated to salesman that Deffo is not the engine I test drove It isn't hill

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:33 PM

So I opened the bonnet to find the 3 cylinder 1.0 mi engine See me hill1.0 litre car

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:34 PM

I insisted it wasent and expressed my unhappiness With swear words He asked me to calm down so I did and he would seeing there was a issue

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:35 PM

While he went to speak to the manager I took it up on my self to look at the engine in the car I test drove with the 1.0 litre 3 cylinder engine only to find it was a 4 cylinder engine which looked like it was forced induction

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:37 PM

The dealer returned so I showed him the two engines that were obviously different But he insisted it was the 1.0 litre but would heck with the chassis number

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:38 PM

Anyway one hour later it appereared I had test driven a 1.2 tfsi engine and a 1.4 So now I owned a brand new 1.0 seat Ibiza which I Deffo did not want

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:39 PM

So just got home refunded in full and back in my original car and have wasted a full day of my life Must say kids were very well behaved considering

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:41 PM

Next step is to shame stone acre seat in Wrexham And contact seat explaining there staff need to be trained in what there selling But I did get a apology for there mistake

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 06:12 PM

Jesus, what a monumental fcuk up on the dealers behalf. I have a nice yellow Leon Fr diesel you can have...




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