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[oblomov]

I have this little burn on my finger but my armed hurt for days!

Had a few mains belts in my time. I hate getting shocks.

The worst tho' not really dangerous was accidentally p!$$ing on my elecrtic fence at night. 10.000 volts up the todger and through the gonads; jumped back and tripped and lay there on the floor in the dark wetting myself

I know its the amps wot kills you not the volts, but that really hurt.

[WoodenDummy]

ouch! I've known people get worse shocks and walk away from it, but it really bloody hurt. I was kinda half laughing and half crying and Marie couldn't stop laughing at the image of me flying past the door with both legs in front of me.

[ShinyAndy]

on my elecrtic fence

Do you live in South Africa ?

[WoodenDummy]

That one crossed my mind, then I remembered someone at school doing something similar on a farm.

[oblomov]

on my elecrtic fence

Do you live in South Africa ?

No cats p!$$!ng and $h!^^!ngin my garden mate I lie there in bed at night when it's quiet, and when I hear that Weeeeeoooow! yowl, I know it was £120-00 well spent.

[ShinyAndy]

Does it work equally as well on small children do you think ?

[Whiteboy]

on my elecrtic fence

Do you live in South Africa ?

No cats p!$$!ng and $h!^^!ngin my garden mate I lie there in bed at night when it's quiet, and when I hear that Weeeeeoooow! yowl, I know it was £120-00 well spent.

Dont get me started, the local in bread family's cat is always out shitting in my garden, because they are to damn lazy to have a cat litter tray. The other night chasing it off MY property I trod in its sh*t. If this happens again they are going to get the sh*t thrown back on their property, they have been warned.
Yes this is the same family who's bastard son has a saxo who wakes me up driving like a total tosser.

[Smiler]

sorry.. I know you all felt pain.. but I'm sat hear in tears! .. cheered me up on a shite day s

[oblomov]

Does it work equally as well on small children do you think ?

Works well on anyone In fact when I first got it I accidentally put a nail from one of the terminals right through a post so it touched the neighbours wire fence.

Anyway the neighbours were having a barbecue and someone (nosey) leant on the fence to look over into my garden, and got 10000 volts for their trouble. It was a woman actually and I've since been told she screamed very loudly and spilled her drink all over herself.

Nearly got me into trouble that ,'cos technically its a form of assault. Had to do a lot of grovelling and apologising, which was not easy because it was their cat that had been causing me all the problems.

Presently a guy down the road has a new live in girl friend and she has not one, not two, not three, not four, not five but six fckuing cats

I may well switch the fence off, bait the trap and think in terms of re-location. Nah only kidding.

Edited by oblomov, 20 October 2004 - 07:24 PM.