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[jules_s]

After he was born the Dr took a picture of him holding the coil!

You must have some foto album mate

any of you eating your own poo or summat?

[TurboTomato]

Oh and my postie has started giving us the next door neighbours mail.

I bought some sandwiches at lunch because they were reduced. After I had bought them I realised that they'd be reduced by a whole 1p

[pippyt]

I woke up last weekend after a night out and really needed a wee. But at the same time my mouth was dryer than a camels ass. So I actually wondered if it was bad that because I couldnt be bothered to get out of bed to wee and get a drink, if I just pissed in my mouth???? Two birds with one stone and all that.

[SPLAM]

Restaurant butter is too hard.

[iceman]

anyone noticed you never hear the crazy frog song anymore

Edited by iceman, 15 June 2005 - 11:18 AM.

[CupidKnewRap]

Wondered how long it would take you to sort that. Didn't make a lot of sense without the word hear. Anyone noticed that the most tiring thing in the world is being bored?

[B3N_VX]

I over heard some girl on the plane the other day that the only reason for the brace position in an emergency on a place is to protect your teeth so they can identify your body at the other end. (Is that useless enough to make this thread?)

[iceman]

Wondered how long it would take you to sort that.

Didn't make a lot of sense without the word hear.

i'd hoped nowone had noticed ..trust you

[LazyDonkey]

What a great thread !  I think all WA posters should be banned from it tho ! 

Oi

The paper wieght was really glass? wow

B*stards !

Anyhoo its great - ill take a pic of it for you !

[chuno]

I've just bought a parma ham, apricot and honey baguette, got back to eat it and realised theres no apricot on it and i've just bit my lip in the same place for about the fifth time eating it , but i'm goin to shagalluf in 3 weeks, so alls good

[LazyDonkey]

I've just bought a parma ham, apricot and honey baguette, got back to eat it and realised theres no apricot on it and i've just bit my lip in the same place for about the fifth time eating it , but i'm goin to shagalluf in 3 weeks, so alls good

Aww I hate that. (biting your lip that is)

There's only one thing thats worse than that.

A broken sock

You know when the elastic breaks and it ends up falling down around your heel

Edited by LazyDonkey, 15 June 2005 - 11:49 AM.

[CupidKnewRap]

I've never had a broken sock

[chuno]

I have, very annoying. Other annoying things in work: Losing a button on your shirt and trousers Walking to work in the rain actually, just being in work

Edited by chuno, 15 June 2005 - 11:57 AM.

[CupidKnewRap]

I find the dimples in a sprite bottle very satisfying to touch

Edited by CupidKnewRap, 15 June 2005 - 12:04 PM.

[chuno]

easily pleased! oh well half way through the week now! weekend getting closer

[Foxy]

any of you eating your own poo or summat?

...fortunately they didn't get a picture.

[Foxy]

A broken sock

You know when the elastic breaks and it ends up falling down around your heel

I quite like that - it means you dont get those horrid ridges round yr ankles.

[CupidKnewRap]

Only two known species of bird can be milked. The pigeon and flamingo Is that relevant?

[pippyt]

I farted so loud last night, I scared my girlfriends cat!!!

[CupidKnewRap]

A mate of mine whose a cabby reckons that:

London taxi-drivers are legally permitted to urinate in public.

provided the act is formally witnessed by a member of the police.