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Posted 17 February 2017 - 08:39 AM

The images in my head of Techie in lycra. FML

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:23 PM

Fecking Oral B adverts - "Brush like a pro". What the fcuk does that mean? How many professional teeth brushers are out there? How much would you charge to brush my teeth? Are you in the yellow pages? So what's the tag line for Andrex? "sh*t like a pro?"

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:26 PM

Wipe like a pro I believe.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:35 PM

Yellow pages? Do they even still exist iBob? :lol:

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:43 PM

Yellow pages? Do they even still exist iBob? :lol:

Would you believe it, I actually had a yellow pages through the door yesterday! Very thin now tho and not sure why you'd bother.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:47 PM

James Cordon and his twatish Confused.com 'winners' adverts.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:54 PM

Not winning the villages xmas decoration competition

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:56 PM

VX 'friends' encouraging pointless upgrades. 😠

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 10:02 PM

VX 'friends' encouraging pointless upgrades. 😠

Ken's nasty Compo wheels? Couldn't agree more.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 10:51 PM

:lol:



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Posted 27 February 2017 - 11:01 PM

Knob jockeys. The pair of you.

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Posted 28 February 2017 - 06:41 AM

Fecking Oral B adverts - "Brush like a pro". What the fcuk does that mean? How many professional teeth brushers are out there? How much would you charge to brush my teeth? Are you in the yellow pages? So what's the tag line for Andrex? "sh*t like a pro?"

 

Aren't they called dental hygienists?

 

They do a much better job than the shabby amateur that is me. That's why I visit her every 6 months.



#7353 KurtVerbose

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Posted 28 February 2017 - 06:42 AM

People who say 'I need to have a poo' instead of 'I need to poo'.

 

Unless they really mean that they want possession of a poo.



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Posted 28 February 2017 - 11:01 AM

People who feel the need to advertise every aspect of their life on facebook. 'Ooohhhh....look at me, look at me'

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Posted 28 February 2017 - 01:26 PM

 

Fecking Oral B adverts - "Brush like a pro". What the fcuk does that mean? How many professional teeth brushers are out there? How much would you charge to brush my teeth? Are you in the yellow pages? So what's the tag line for Andrex? "sh*t like a pro?"

 

Aren't they called dental hygienists?

 

They do a much better job than the shabby amateur that is me. That's why I visit her every 6 months.

 

Do they brush your teeth, or use some rather medieval torture equipment to leave you with several lost pints of blood and a mouth that looks like you've just gone down on your bird at the wrong time of year?



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Posted 28 February 2017 - 01:27 PM

 

Yellow pages? Do they even still exist iBob? :lol:

Would you believe it, I actually had a yellow pages through the door yesterday! Very thin now tho and not sure why you'd bother.

 

Yeah I think I had one recently. They are quite thin these days.... :unsure:



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Posted 28 February 2017 - 01:28 PM

Wipe like a pro I believe.

The voice of experience :lol:



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Posted 28 February 2017 - 01:29 PM

James Cordon and his twatish Confused.com 'winners' adverts.

Yeah, he's sets a great example of spinning his car down the road. If I declare handbrake turns, will that reduce my premium? :lol:



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Posted 28 February 2017 - 02:04 PM

People who say 'I need to have a poo' instead of 'I need to poo'.

 

Unless they really mean that they want possession of a poo.

 

 

usually I say "goin for a sh*t, brb"

 



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Posted 28 February 2017 - 02:07 PM

Russell Brand.






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