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[Wolfstone]

Oak Furniture Land adverts.

[C8RKH]

The slobs and animals who go to the cinema and when the film is over they leave and they have left strewn all over the floor and seats next to them popcorn, nacho's, litter, bottles, cans all over the place. What the hell is that all about?  Total slobs and tw@ts.

[Zoobeef]

My brothers driven the france for the week, from his photos he watched the sunset from the Dune of Pilat, visited the Millau Viaduct and what havING a pizza and a bottle of wine last night. It's his birthday tomorrow and then he's coming home. Just found out from my mum that his GF split up with him when he went to pick her up on the way. So he's on his own there FFS.

[Nev]

My brothers driven the france for the week, from his photos he watched the sunset from the Dune of Pilat, visited the Millau Viaduct and what havING a pizza and a bottle of wine last night. It's his birthday tomorrow and then he's coming home. Just found out from my mum that his GF split up with him when he went to pick her up on the way. So he's on his own there FFS.

 

Love, it just ain't what it used to be!

[Zoobeef]

I'm off for 2 weeks too so if she had mentioned it before he drove to London to get her then I could have gone with him!

[AlfaAversion]

Finding some twunt had scraped down the side of my car while parked in a deserted car park over the ashdown forest and me formatting the cam memory before seeing it tonight and my Mrs thinking it's not 3k of damage but a tea cloth will make it all better hope the twat that did it chokes on their Easter egg

[Nev]

Finding some twunt had scraped down the side of my car while parked in a deserted car park over the ashdown forest and me formatting the cam memory before seeing it tonight and my Mrs thinking it's not 3k of damage but a tea cloth will make it all better hope the twat that did it chokes on their Easter egg

 

Jeeze, sorry for you dude, so many assholes in this country. Was it your VX or another car?

[AlfaAversion]

Not the vx that's another story 3 weeks of trying to remove a second hand crash box and still not managed it It was the family Audi.the pisser is it was inherited from a dad who only got to drive it once after wanting it for so long so am bloody precious about it

[Ormes]

In order of 'getting on my tits'

Labour - they have no place in modern society

SNP - they have a horrible little leader and a single mission of splitting Scotland from the UK

The Greens - raise some good issues but naive as hell in many respects

UKIP - raise some good issues but a little right wing for me

Liberal Democrats - impotent

Conservatives - the least worst

[jim61]

Yep all that and in that order 😯

[CHILL Gone DUTCH]

Yep that sounds how I'm looking loiking to

[Wolfstone]

Agreed.

[rob999]

They're all wankers basically.

[C8RKH]

Agree with Ormes.

 

Getting sick of seeing Tim Farron on the telly already. What a useless waste of time he is and a one trick pony. He is so vacuous. May is the only one who actually sounds like a real leader with a solid grasp. That's quite frightening really. But then, I did rather well starting work in 1985 under Mrs. T, so let's hope a few years under Mrs. M means I can retire well!  lol.....

[moospeed]

Cancer.

 

It's quite annoying.

 

My mum has just been diagnosed with it last week and is going under the knife mid-May.  She's having about a quarter of her innards in-between the ribs and hips taken out.  She's one of seven siblings and those that have died so far were due to cancer.

 

Eleven years ago I raised a couple of grand for Cancer Research, that's a tiny infinitesimal drop in the ocean of money that has been thrown at a cure.  And whilst survival rates have undoubtedly improved there still isn't a definitive cure that can be applied in every case and treatment is significant hard work on patient.

 

This isn't a because ranting gets nowhere.  But in terms of things getting on my tits, yep, that's at the top of my current list...

 

[rob999]

Thoughts with you and your Mum/family Steve.

[moospeed]

Cheers mate, if anything out of all of us she's the one who's the most "grounded" about the whole thing.

[Nev]

Swallowing a mystery insect during my morning run and then wondering if it would sting my insides...

[Stevie Dubyah]

Swallowing a mystery insect during my morning run and then wondering if it would sting my insides...

 

That's why I always spit.

It's a rule to live by.

[Harry Hornet]

 

Swallowing a mystery insect during my morning run and then wondering if it would sting my insides...

 

That's why I always spit.

It's a rule to live by.

 

 

....not having a bj from you then ...