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[moospeed]

The gap toothed tart in the schpock ad. And anyone who uses it.  

 

Anyone who uses that tart? 

[Stevie Dubyah]

12 years, 374 pages, 7478 posts.... going strong, and still everything gets on my tits.

 

Anger and bile are your ever-lasting legacy!

 

You're living every .org-ers dream.

[willow]

12 years, 374 pages, 7478 posts.... going strong, and still everything gets on my tits.

  Anger and bile are your ever-lasting legacy!   You're living every .org-ers dream.

We're a cheerful bunch hey.....

Edited by willow, 21 July 2017 - 10:42 AM.

[Ali87]

People who pour a pint of lager in an ale glass. Oh aye cheers pal a flat pint is exactly what I was after 😐

[rob999]

Love Island. Never watched it but I'd happily kick all it's occupants and viewers in the kisser.

[james.a]

Wren Kitchens. Lovely kitchen, clueless customer service!

[The Batman]

Ah man do not get me started with wren kitchens after the 3rd revisit I pulled up a chair to the salesman that sold me my kitchen whilst he was with a customer and demanded he sorted my issues there and then whilst staring at them!!! I was furious was over something petty which could have been sorted weeks before. Made them strip the kitchen they had on the shop floor lol

Edited by The Batman, 22 July 2017 - 07:55 PM.

[rob999]

Angry Joe? Hope you removed the glasses so he knew you meant business

[The Batman]

I gave him my angry face, almost did a dirty protest

[Foxy]

Wren Kitchens. Lovely kitchen, clueless customer service!

Wren are utter fucking cunts. 3yrs on and mine is still not finished. So now they've taken me to court for not paying. We've reached an out of court settlement whereby they finish the kitchen and then I pay. Genius!! ::

Edited by Foxy, 23 July 2017 - 04:27 PM.

[james.a]

Wren Kitchens. Lovely kitchen, clueless customer service!

Wren are utter fcuking doodahs. 3yrs on and mine is still not finished. So now they've taken me to court for not paying. We've reached an out of court settlement whereby they finish the kitchen and then I pay. Genius!! ::

Yep, beginning to find this. Kitchen is good quality no doubt, but the process behind it is at best disorganised and at worse utterly incompetent and focussed on getting your money and caring not a jot afterwards. I will correct this later if they come good, but I am not holding much hope.

[KurtVerbose]

Motorcycle fuel gauges that say you have 80km's of fuel left when you actually have none.

 

And decide to do this in the pooring rain.

 

Leaving you to push the bike 1.3km's to the nearest petrol station.

 

Yes, I've been f*cked in the ar$e by a Honda.

[The Knobs]

LGBT, yeah we all get it, you are gay, now stop ramming it down our fkin necks

[Nev]

20 MPH limit in Bristol. You can get out and run faster than you are allowed to drive now.

 

The next step will be to have a man walking in front of your car waving a red flag.

 

Edited by Nev, 27 July 2017 - 01:56 PM.

[rob999]

Let's see a video of you running then Nev

[Nev]

Let's see a video of you running then Nev

 

Watch out next time I run to the chip shop

 

 

[Captain Vimes]

20 MPH limit in Bristol. You can get out and run faster than you are allowed to drive now.   The next step will be to have a man walking in front of your car waving a red flag.  

The same in central London. The first day it came in to force, there was a copper waving at everyone to slow down. Every day since then every driver has ignored it and the cyclists in Lycra still race along at 30mph shouting jolly nice chap at everyone. I had one the other day coming at me the wrong way down a congested one way street. When I had the nerve to use my hooter to alert him of my presence, I got the whole barrage of verbal abuse. Of course I just ignored the twat and carried on with my day. Anyway, that's off topic. Agree with stupid 20mph limits but I'd argue that it's just an extension of the growing problem of artificially low limits that are making it normal to break the limit and undermining all the sensible limits that exist.

[twoclubsandastick]

LGBT, yeah we all get it, you are gay, now stop ramming it down our fkin necks

 

Ha ha as a "LGBT!" I feel your pain, but we do get nice badges, so swings and roundabouts!

[KurtVerbose]

Little kids who repeat the same phrase over and over again.

[Nev]

Noisy motorcycles that scare my budgie (it's not a euphemism).

 

Edited by Nev, 19 August 2017 - 02:59 PM.