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[turboman]

vx220.org.uk

Oh yeh, forgot that one, you need a sense of humour for that too.

[convict]

A Hardtop is not desirable - its ESSENTIAL!

Absolute

[benw]

Things you need? A wooden spoon with masking tape wrapped sticky side out around the end. Well how else do you get CD's out from under the seat?

[djegiant]

Things you need?

A wooden spoon with masking tape wrapped sticky side out around the end. Well how else do you get CD's out from under the seat?

Thanks Ben- got that very problem as we speak.
Last nights blockbuster dvd (dukes of hazzard! ) stuck under passenger side!

[vee ex]

brilliant thread

A new pair of these for those "I drove through some diesel"  moments!!!
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i loved this the best

[vee ex]

nah nah I'm a twat can't copy and paste an image can you.....

[bAAx]

You cannot be without A sense of Humour

Its a must have.

Just pop into the dealer and ask the chap behind the parts counter for a wiper blade, and after assuring him that you dont need a rear one and that you dont need to replace them in pairs, you will need your A Sense Of Humour when he gives you the bill.

Or when ordering food from the Drive Through, again, you will need your A Sense Of Humour.

On a cold morning, when your car has ice inside and out, you must also have your A Sense Of Humour to hand when you expect your heater to actually heat.

When you collect your VX from the dealer after paying too much for a service, and find more damage to your car than it went in with, trust your A Sence Of Humour to help out.

At 4am when your neighbours PIR sensor has a mood swing and disides to set your alarm off, your A Sense Of Humour may not be at its best, but it can be used to remind you of all the time you split your trousers getting in and out of the car (I have a big ar5e) and that will cheer you up and make you forget about the lack of sleep.

I would never be without it, you can order yours also from HERE

for me, this will go down as one of the most ROFL-posts on here ever..

especially the damage @ dealer before/after, since those 's managed to crack my side sills during a geo check-up

oh, and while your at it.. get 2 of those A Sense of Humours, as your significant other might not share yours..

[mainline]

One thing I could do with is a big card saying: Its a vauxhall Twelve grand Two point two litres Yeah I know its low down Would save me a lot of effort.

[p4cks]

One thing I could do with is a big card saying:

Its a vauxhall
Twelve grand
Two point two litres
Yeah I know its low down

Would save me a lot of effort.

gLOL


Excellent post! If I had a quid for everytime some asked me 'How much was that'? I'd be a majority shareholder of Vauxhall.

Conversation usually goes along the lines of;


The Zedder: Woah, how much did that set you back?

Me: What size waist (or bra if it's a lass) are you?

The Zedder: None of your business!

Me: Exactly.


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Another I used to get from the people at work is 'How can you afford that?' My response is that I am careful with my money and plan my purchases. I've found that I am paying less than one lass is paying for her 1.2 Clio
The 6 P's have never been more appropriate to a conversation IMO