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[waverunner]

"I had to drive all around the houses to get there" Planning to drive over the top were you?

[skiddo]

this was the one i was trawlling... some things that have been buggin me recently. ' did you sleep well?' what? i think i made a few mistakes, but i think i got away with it! here's another... i slept like a baby... you woke up every 3 hours screaming for a breast to feed upon and then wanted winding? fuckoff!

[andym172]

"You slept like a log". Well why the fcuk didn't you call an ambulance?! I was obviously in a whole load of trouble if I'd turned brown and had stopped breathing!

[mal_dun]

Have you seen the size of the modern barge pole?

Yeh! you want to see the size of mine.


How about cut your nose off to spite your face. Fcuk me it'would spite evrything, but you could sneeze horizontally

[JimH]

We need another room - vx220.org.uk Gold - All your favourite threads trawled over mercilessly.

[skiddo]

a kind of easy reading room for the oldies... nice.

[jimgraham]

here's another...

i slept like a baby... you woke up every 3 hours screaming for a breast to feed upon and then wanted winding?

Half of that is true actually! I would have thought it to be true of any red blooded male.

There is nothing like a bossom for a pillow!

But take anything i say on the chin Skiddo as it is not directed at you. i actually like the cut of your jib, so wouldn't say anything derogotary.

I think this forum is top banana and all the people on it are out of this world

[TurboTomato]

We need another room - vx220.org.uk Gold - All your favourite threads trawled over mercilessly.

And another thing.....

I've seen some pretty stunning ladies on my travels, but on no occasions have I written a letter home banging on about them

[jneill]

I make no apologies for re-awakening the ghost of a member past... ...it's just that I've been having my cake AND eating it. And I DID have it all - so there. Now if I can't beat them why the hell would I want to join them - I'd just walk off in a huff... BTW TT - did you ever bang those ladies?

[TurboTomato]

BTW TT - did you ever bang those ladies?

Great thread resurrection

Who? me?

Another one bugging me - in the car with my parents, someone overtakes us -

'he won't get there any quicker'

Errrrrr, yes he will

Edited by TurboTomato, 31 May 2005 - 09:04 PM.

[jneill]

But your Dad will still show you the back of his hand... ...ooooh scary, just look at all those liver spots.

[TurboTomato]

I'd better stop watching TV now as my eyes will turn square

[TurboTomato]

Just read the whole of this thread Classic