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[Ouchie]

Anchorman "The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn"

[styles]

Leon "Your my boy blue!!"

[SteveA]

Old School Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — they all adore him. They all think he's a righteous dude

[rsg]

Ferris Buellers Day off I'll have another go then... "When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?"

[TIP]

ferris buellers day off Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.

[Winstar]

ferris buellers day off

Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.

Dogma

In France it's good to smell like you've been fcuking

edit: missed a word out , doh

Edited by Winstar, 29 July 2009 - 12:21 PM.

[TIP]

killing Zoe ----(Julie Delphy mmmmmmmmmm) I have this condition

[rsg]

Memento? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

[aron916]

Memento?

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Blade Runner?

"There's no school like old school, and I'm the fcuking headmaster"

[TIP]

Bladerunner ( love that line !!!!!!! brings a lump to my throat) Smurfette fcuks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. DOH !!! too slow

Edited by TIP, 29 July 2009 - 12:54 PM.

[dannynewport]

"In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate!" then another guy says "In the Marines...they teach us not to p*ss on our hands!"

Edited by dannynewport, 29 July 2009 - 01:38 PM.

[rsg]

"In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate!" then another guy says "In the Marines...they teach us not to p*ss on our fingers!"

you need to answer the previous quote first!!!

Edited by rsg, 29 July 2009 - 01:24 PM.

[dannynewport]

"In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate!" then another guy says "In the Marines...they teach us not to p*ss on our fingers!"

you need to answer the previous quote first!!!

Ok then.... Donnie Darko!!
In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate!" then another guy says "In the Marines...they teach us not to p*ss on our hands!"

Edited by dannynewport, 29 July 2009 - 01:38 PM.

[jazzyjeff]

Smurfette fcuks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Donnie Darko

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see..."

JJ

[dannynewport]

Smurfette fcuks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Donnie Darko

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see..."

JJ

Event Horizon
NOW AGAIN!!
In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate!" then another guy says "In the Marines...they teach us not to p*ss on our hands!"
lol

Edited by dannynewport, 29 July 2009 - 01:37 PM.

[aron916]

Smurfette fcuks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Donnie Darko

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see..."

JJ

Event Horizon
NOW AGAIN!!
In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate!" then another guy says "In the Marines...they teach us not to p*ss on our hands!"
lol

Negotiator

Now again!:
"There's no school like old school, and I'm the fcuking headmaster"

[dannynewport]

Smurfette fcuks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Donnie Darko

"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see..."

JJ

Event Horizon
NOW AGAIN!!
In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate!" then another guy says "In the Marines...they teach us not to p*ss on our hands!"
lol

Negotiator

Now again!:
"There's no school like old school, and I'm the fcuking headmaster"

RocknRolla
Why would I shoot a bloke bang, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.

[TIP]

Why would I shoot a bloke bang, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place = Chopper , funny film!!! 1999 was the year that the Indian nuclear satellite went out of control.

[styles]

lol Chopper "No light speed is too slow...we must go into ludicrous speed!" edit: whoops 2 slow on my post

Edited by styles, 29 July 2009 - 02:49 PM.

[dannynewport]

lol Chopper

"No light speed is too slow...we must go into ludicrous speed!"

edit: whoops 2 slow on my post

Spaceballs

You know why people give kids drugs? So they can control their minds. 'Cause they're fcuking weak-minded themselves.