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[haggi961]

the retard fcuking twats that call them selves chavs has just egg my car and hit the front bumper and shatterd the paint i think but its dark to see i want to go down with a shot gun and shoot them right now but they still having nothing to lose the low life fcuking scum dam im so p*ss off now. will anyone no if the t cut will fix this, sorry about the fff and blinding just so mad right now.

[FrankenJim]

Sorry to hear that mate Best to get some piccys up in daylight and get advice from the pro's on here. Are the kids local ? May be worth setting up some CCTV as they may do it again? Jim

[haggi961]

Sorry to hear that mate Best to get some piccys up in daylight and get advice from the pro's on here.

Are the kids local ? May be worth setting up some CCTV as they may do it again? Jim

it when i was driving mate i come from tescos and there a dark ally near it were they were all hiding bout 12 of the fuckers so i couldnt jump out and kill them as there too many, then they all ran off i no who it is as well.

[shilts]

Feel for you mate. It leaves a horrible mess where the shell impacts on the paint. Some chavs egged one of my cars a few years ago; made a right mess, the car was immaculate but after the incident respray to get rid of egg marks! I got them a criminal record and got a bit of money off them! But I would just shoot them now if you can...stop them breeding!

[haggi961]

Feel for you mate. It leaves a horrible mess where the shell impacts on the paint. Some chavs egged one of my cars a few years ago; made a right mess, the car was immaculate but after the incident respray to get rid of egg marks! I got them a criminal record and got a bit of money off them!
But I would just shoot them now if you can...stop them breeding!

do i need to wash my car mate now do you reckon or will the egg come off tomorrow

[daz_vx220]

id borrow a mates van, tie the little fu**er up and drive him 100 miles and dump him with no shoes/phone or money. Bet he wont buy any more eggs then..........

[mandarinvx]

And... Breathe... I know you must be livid mate, I would be too You may find it's only scratched the surface in which case T-Cut (or meguiares Scratch-X would be better) may work, otherwise it may need a call to chips-away

[haggi961]

id borrow a mates van, tie the little fu**er up and drive him 100 miles and dump him with no shoes/phone or money. Bet he wont buy any more eggs then..........

lol i like the sound of that and i tie there arms together and stick the egg box and eggs up his arse and see what he thinks then.

[haggi961]

And... Breathe...

I know you must be livid mate, I would be too

You may find it's only scratched the surface in which case T-Cut (or meguiares Scratch-X would be better) may work, otherwise it may need a call to chips-away

lol cheers mate im a bit better now, and i hope its just scratched the surface maybe all the wax i put on has helped lol

[haggi961]

do you reckon i should wash my car now or will it be fine tomorrow as i have a powerfully jet wash.

[robin]

in the back of the vans too good for them i would have him tied to the tow hook and tow him down the road see how fast he can run. ill start the bets at 24mph before he falls

[shilts]

I had 9 impact marks on mine, 2 of which almost vanished with tcut. I washed mine off straight away but up to you if you rinse yours now. Fingers crossed

[haggi961]

in the back of the vans too good for them i would have him tied to the tow hook and tow him down the road see how fast he can run.

ill start the bets at 24mph before he falls

lol sounds good i say i reckon he be doing what the van tops out at if not running then bouncing along the road behind

[techieboy]

Wash the egg of NOW. I can't believe you're even wasting time asking the question when you could have already cleaned it off by now and not risked letting it set (which is when it will really start fcuking your paintwork up).

[Mike (Cliffie)]

do you reckon i should wash my car now or will it be fine tomorrow as i have a powerfully jet wash.

Nooooo

Never ever jetwash your VX. It there is even the tiniest of pin pricks in your paint, a jetwash will get water in there and under the paint then it is welcome to bubble world.

[haggi961]

Wash the egg of NOW. I can't believe you're even wasting time asking the question when you could have already cleaned it off by now and not risked letting it set (which is when it will really start fcuking your paintwork up).

right just done it now mate the egg has come off the only reason i was leaving it was because the police are coming to have a look tomorrow, and was looking at the damage with a torch and looks like iv got a hammer and hit and its like gone in a cob web sort of look and feels ruff with my fingers. if it needs respray will they just do the little patch or will the hole front clam have to come off.

[jules_s]

So how did an egg, with a shell that is 0.3mm (ish) thick crack a clam then?

[Sutol]

Something i found which might help "If you’ve ever been victimized by neighborhood pranksters or vandalism, you’ve likely had your car egged. While discovering an egged car is nerve racking, trying to remove the egg and yolk creates further irritation. The key is to remove the egg stain shortly after the incident. However, if the egging occurred overnight, or while you were out of town, the yolk will crust, making removal twice and hard. Here are a few tips for removing egg from cars, without ruining the paint. Step 1: If possible, do not allow the egg to sit on the car for an extended period, especially in the sun. Every second counts. As soon as you discover the mess, begin steps to clean the vehicle. Step 2: Using your hand, remove all traces of the egg shell from the car. Step 3: Once pieces of the egg shell are removed, clean the egg and yolk from the car using a soft towel. It is important to remove all traces of the egg shell. This way, you avoid scratching the surface of the car. Step 4: Create a mixture using 1 part water and 1 part vinegar. Step 5: Soak a towel in the mixture, and place it on the egg stain. You may also spray the mixture onto the car using a spray bottle. Allow the towel to sit for at least 15 minutes. Step 6: Remove the towel. Dry the area using a different towel. Step 7: If necessary, repeat steps 5 and 6. Unfortunately, if the egg was not immediately removed, there may be damaged to the car’s paint. Review your insurance policy or vehicle warranty to see whether car egging is covered. If not, be prepared to pay a hefty price to have portions of the vehicle re-painted."

[haggi961]

So how did an egg, with a shell that is 0.3mm (ish) thick crack a clam then?

its not cracked the clam mate just the paint and lacquer cracked, thats only how i can describe the how it looks.

[haggi961]

Something i found which might help

"If you’ve ever been victimized by neighborhood pranksters or vandalism, you’ve likely had your car egged. While discovering an egged car is nerve racking, trying to remove the egg and yolk creates further irritation. The key is to remove the egg stain shortly after the
incident. However, if the egging occurred overnight, or while you were out of town, the yolk will crust, making removal twice and hard. Here are a few tips for removing egg from cars, without ruining the paint.

Step 1: If possible, do not allow the egg to sit on the car for an extended period, especially in the sun. Every second counts. As soon as you discover the mess, begin steps to clean the vehicle.

Step 2: Using your hand, remove all traces of the egg shell from the car.

Step 3: Once pieces of the egg shell are removed, clean the egg and yolk from the car using a soft towel. It is important to remove all traces of the egg shell. This way, you avoid scratching the surface of the car.

Step 4: Create a mixture using 1 part water and 1 part vinegar.

Step 5: Soak a towel in the mixture, and place it on the egg stain. You may also spray the mixture onto the car using a spray bottle. Allow the towel to sit for at least 15 minutes.

Step 6: Remove the towel. Dry the area using a different towel.

Step 7: If necessary, repeat steps 5 and 6.

Unfortunately, if the egg was not immediately removed, there may be damaged to the car’s paint. Review your insurance policy or vehicle warranty to see whether car egging is covered. If not, be prepared to pay a hefty price to have portions of the vehicle re-painted."

cheers for that mate il go back out no and have a look again to see if its all gone but there wasn't much egg shell just yolk and i just got some warm water and a sponge and wiped it off.