39 replies to this topic

[robin]

do the dogs yelp a lot? supose a bonus is you may get your balls licked after the deed.

[Zoobeef]

Hmmmm, could this be the reason the mrs wants a puppy? I always thought it was because i wont give her a child......

[Mike (Cliffie)]

Don't the dogs object/resist? or do you drug them first?

at least they've already got the right position....same as crawling babies hahahahahahahahaha

That is wrong on so many fronts...

Are you a parent?

no - lol course not, i have a VX220 haha

I also have a VX220 and a two year old son, maybe I failed to see the funny side of that as I know you didn't really mean to be utterly offensive.

Am I alone in not seeing the funny side in that?

[Zoobeef]

Don't the dogs object/resist? or do you drug them first?

at least they've already got the right position....same as crawling babies hahahahahahahahaha

That is wrong on so many fronts...

Are you a parent?

no - lol course not, i have a VX220 haha

I also have a VX220 and a two year old son, maybe I failed to see the funny side of that as I know you didn't really mean to be utterly offensive.

Am I alone in not seeing the funny side in that?

Nope im with you

[siztenboots]

I don't know the state of mind that prompted the original post , so lets not get encourage further crudeness

[darronwall]

i went dogging with my good mate phil mitchell once,we bumped into stan collymore,we didnt get any action so we went back to stans house and kicked fcuk out of his missus.

Did some dogging with Grant in afgan a few years ago. Only things we found were dead dogs so just joined in with man love thursday

when i was is afghan with grant,we were on foot patrol and i saw something that i fancied i went missing for half an hour,on my return grant asked me where i had been, i replied.......
"just had some proper lovin off some afghan girl,we had real dirty lovin on the stairs,on the floor,on top of the worktops,in the garden,on the washing machine it was the best i ever had!!"
"lucky bastard!" he replied "was she good lookin?"



i replied " i dunno,i never found her head"

[siztenboots]

take it to PM , or get a room

[robin]

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Edited by robin, 29 June 2010 - 08:29 PM.

[darronwall]

take it to PM , or get a room

explain?

[robin]

think he means take the dog to a room.

[Nelly Vx]

Someone in the Doghouse

[Mike (Cliffie)]

I think Sizten meant this topic is getting a bit crude and tasteless for public consumption. Maybe a private room (PM) would be more suitable.

[darronwall]

the topic title suggests to a simpleton that it quite probably contains some crude and tasteless content,if somebody is a little up their own hole that they find it not fit for their consuption,dont read it!
if you dont like whats on the telly,turn over.
sorry if i offended anyone,but i am very crude and tasteless

Edited by darronwall, 30 June 2010 - 05:17 AM.

[Mike (Cliffie)]

the topic title suggests to a simpleton that it quite probably contains some crude and tasteless content,if somebody is a little up their own hole that they find it not fit for their consuption,dont read it!
if you dont like whats on the telly,turn over.
sorry if i offended anyone,but i am very crude and tasteless

and that's why we love you.

I am fine with all the content and laughed my ass off at the Afgan joke.

I did draw the line however at the kiddie reference.

[The Knobs]

Well i will have to go and have a look on friday night to see what goes on. Is it best to wear something easily washable like pvc ?

[siztenboots]

there is nothing crude or tasteless about enjoying sex outdoors, that you might get caught may heighten the experience. In terms of being a voyeur thats really not much different to watching a porn video. Thats defines dogging in my opinion. where things went off topic was the necrophilia, female abuse etc, which I do not condone.

[turbobob]

there is nothing crude or tasteless about enjoying sex outdoors, that you might get caught may heighten the experience. In terms of being a voyeur thats really not much different to watching a porn video. Thats defines dogging in my opinion.

where things went off topic was the necrophilia, female abuse etc, which I do not condone.

What about squicking?

[Zoobeef]

there is nothing crude or tasteless about enjoying sex outdoors, that you might get caught may heighten the experience. In terms of being a voyeur thats really not much different to watching a porn video. Thats defines dogging in my opinion.

where things went off topic was the necrophilia, female abuse etc, which I do not condone.

What about squicking?

It makes such a mess though. If you dont have any wet wipes to hand its a nightmare.

Im not even going to mention the smell

[turbobob]

there is nothing crude or tasteless about enjoying sex outdoors, that you might get caught may heighten the experience. In terms of being a voyeur thats really not much different to watching a porn video. Thats defines dogging in my opinion.

where things went off topic was the necrophilia, female abuse etc, which I do not condone.

What about squicking?

It makes such a mess though. If you dont have any wet wipes to hand its a nightmare.

Im not even going to mention the smell

Ah but its SOOOO worth it

[The Knobs]

I suppose i will have to make do with chucking one out through someones window then, lets hope there isnt a hearse parked up there tonight.