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#1 moneyhunster

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 07:47 PM

I just sat down for tea, bangers, chips, peas, eggs and 5 mini fish cakes, all bought from a well known supermarket where every little helps.
After eating everything but one last mini fish cake i found this.

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Looks like someone lost their hair net and some hair! tasted ok :unsure:

guess i better bag it up?

What would you guys do with it?

#2 Mangham54

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 07:52 PM

Either that or a Blueberry flavoured condom... It didn't come in a creamy sauce did it? :lol: Sorry.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 07:54 PM

That was a close shave :lol: I'd take it back and complain chinky chinky Now enter, Mr Wolfstone and start another pun thread :D

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 07:55 PM

Joking aside... Don't remove it from the fishcake, leave it in it and then bag it up. Give the store a ring and advise them that you are going to bring it in. Once there make sure you get them to officially log it and ask for it to be sent away for testing and make sure they take you details and tell them you want to know the outcome of the assessment.

#5 moneyhunster

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 07:58 PM

Feeling queezy now!

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 07:58 PM

There's probably more hair in it than there is fish!!!!

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 07:59 PM

get in touch with Hugh Fearnley Wittingstall he's looking for any excuse to get stuck in to Tesco especially as it's about fish.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 07:59 PM

And you need to buy some new plates

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:00 PM

That was a close shave :lol: I'd take it back and complain chinky chinky
Now enter, Mr Wolfstone and start another pun thread :D


Cod almighty. :lol:

#10 moneyhunster

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:00 PM

Hey their nice plates! Also from tesco!

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:01 PM

There looks as though there is a bit of metal in the right hand top of the left hand piece.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:02 PM

Eel be feeling bad after eating them :lol:

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:05 PM

Make sure you leave it as is... As they cannot so easily deny anything with it so clearly intact. Sorry, but your first mistake was buying from Tesco (dons the flamesuit)... I just find their stores absolutely soleless and their food just never seems right, especially the fact their apples seem to defy the laws of nature regarding going mouldy.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:05 PM

Those fishcakes look pollocks to me. :lol:

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:07 PM

Those fishcakes look pollocks to me. :lol:


foooooooooooood................oh well it wasn't a finger :P

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:07 PM

If I was you I would get on your pike and take them back, there could be a court herring about this. If they are poisoned you might fall of your perch!!!!

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:08 PM

Just checked again for the shiny bit in the photo but can't find anything obvious, don't want to disturb it too much! Gonna phone tesco in a min.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:09 PM

Those fishcakes look pollocks to me. :lol:


Stop being so shellfish and be gentle, after all this teasing he'll be flapping about what to do next.

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:10 PM


Gonna phone tesco in a min.


Then stop floundering about and do it. :lol:

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Posted 20 January 2011 - 08:10 PM

Wolfstone have you got no compassion in your sole :lol:




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