Currently working away in Liverpool, you know the scene, long working days, hotel stays and not a lot to do in the evening except drink beer and eat hotel food.
Anyway, I was out last week with a couple of people and on the way back to the hotel we happened across a gentlemans club. No where else open at that time of night, we fancied a drink so we went in. No problem.
An hour or so of chatting to very tanned scousers and before I know it I'm putting my joint account card into a machine and paying for some "entertainment". Had a great laugh, and ended up staggering back into my hotel early doors and missing a feckin important early meeting.
So, I return tonight and the missus asks me what Angel VIP Liverpool is as an entry on our online account.
What do you think I said? Or should have said?
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:47 PM
Act inascent,
Ask how much for?
Then say you have spoiled my surprise for you
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:48 PM
Tell her it's a club in Liverpool, called Angel 
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:55 PM
Exactly what I told her. 10 man pointsTell her it's a club in Liverpool, called Angel
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 07:58 PM
Man up.
I've been before, wife knew. No problem.
To be honest, I found that whole experience a bit "meh"
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 08:00 PM
To be honest she was unimpressed. Normally she comes along and joins in lolMan up. I've been before, wife knew. No problem. To be honest, I found that whole experience a bit "meh"
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 08:03 PM
Not much you could have said if you google Angels Looneypool 
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 08:45 PM
Never go to these clubs with the card....only cash.....and that's talking from experience. Just own up to the wife.
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 08:56 PM
Do you get extra's for cash 
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:11 PM
You get off for cash
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:22 PM
However if she has any sense to Google it, you will be busted immediately!
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:27 PM
Ha I walked straight into that 1! And no I'm not that desperateYou get off for cash
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:31 PM
Cash = happy ending
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:34 PM
Nothing Thong with a bit of that.
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:39 PM
Dude, you are busted. I am pleased I googled that one on incognito.
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:39 PM
Did she tear a strip off you ?
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:45 PM
I think the guy on the door should have warned you not to use your card !!
He should have given you a few pointers
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:46 PM
Pun thread warning 
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 09:48 PM
Stop being so AnalPun thread warning
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Posted 25 October 2013 - 10:28 PM
I just find those places so cringeworthy and unimaginative. Their 'sales' tactics are worse than a backstreet car salesman.
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