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Strip Club - Busted?

Started by Rudy , Oct 25 2013 07:43 PM

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#41 Nelly Vx

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 11:56 PM

Did you show her your Gentlemans Club ;-)

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#42 Claws

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 11:57 PM

The OP seems to have clammed up about what actually happened :lol:

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#43 ghand

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Posted 25 October 2013 - 11:59 PM

Time for bed Nelly , but don't use your credit card. :lol:

never forget cash for gash

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#44 ghand

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 12:02 AM

The OP seems to have clammed up about what actually happened

Hope it was not a rash moment :lol:

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#45 ghand

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 12:02 AM

The OP seems to have clammed up about what actually happened

Pissed again

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#46 ghand

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 12:03 AM

The OP seems to have clammed up about what actually happened

May be a bit to juicy for us :lol:

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#47 Claws

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 12:17 AM

Fair points, I guess he's just not being cocky by wanging on about it

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#48 Rickwoo118

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 05:52 AM

God these puns are bad!!!

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#49 Silent Steve

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 06:11 AM

God these puns are bad!!!

Heh. I think they're just G stringing us along, to be honest.

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#50 Nelly Vx

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 06:23 AM

Might just Nip down and and check this place out ....

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#51 ghand

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:22 AM

Might just Nip down and and check this place out ....

Your taking the p*ss,you'd get into a flap. :lol:

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#52 Wolfstone

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:37 AM

If you're going to visit a strip club you need to be a bit more cunning about it.

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#53 ghand

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:42 AM

If you're going to visit a strip club you need to be a bit more cunning about it.

Secrecy is the Mott o, Wolfy

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#54 Wolfstone

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:45 AM

The Mott o for visiting a strip club must be "A bird in your hands is nearly as good as a couple of bushes" :lol:

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#55 RabnaKS

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:47 AM

I was once promised Wildcats is a big company & their business owners name would be printed after being looked after by a mate after a few notes had been exchanged it was my turn to pay up & my mate had chosen something off the 'menu' I didn't have enough cash & like a genie a Bouncer appeared at my side! I got my card out & was assured it wouldn't show up! Lying B45t&*ds!!!!!! Took a month for wife to speak to me, result! Now every time those clubs I never go to are mentioned I have a smirk & I can see her looking at me! Wasn't it that woman Eve who 1st put temptation in Adam's way?????? Why change a habit?

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#56 Wolfstone

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:52 AM

Why change a habit?

Completely agree.....you can't beat a stripping nun! :lol:

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#57 ghand

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 09:58 AM

I was once promised Wildcats is a big company & their business owners name would be printed after being looked after by a mate after a few notes had been exchanged it was my turn to pay up & my mate had chosen something off the 'menu' I didn't have enough cash & like a genie a Bouncer appeared at my side! I got my card out & was assured it wouldn't show up! Lying B45t&*ds!!!!!! Took a month for wife to speak to me, result! Now every time those clubs I never go to are mentioned I have a smirk & I can see her looking at me! Wasn't it that woman Eve who 1st put temptation in Adam's way?????? Why change a habit?

You don't need to go to a strip club to have to explain, a bar steward from here put £10 in my bank for a deposit and listed it as a return for an XX large Dildo I had to explain to Jan it was not her lucky day :lol:

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#58 RabnaKS

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Posted 26 October 2013 - 10:09 AM

I was once promised Wildcats is a big company & their business owners name would be printed after being looked after by a mate after a few notes had been exchanged it was my turn to pay up & my mate had chosen something off the 'menu' I didn't have enough cash & like a genie a Bouncer appeared at my side! I got my card out & was assured it wouldn't show up! Lying B45t&*ds!!!!!! Took a month for wife to speak to me, result! Now every time those clubs I never go to are mentioned I have a smirk & I can see her looking at me! Wasn't it that woman Eve who 1st put temptation in Adam's way?????? Why change a habit?
You don't need to go to a strip club to have to explain, a bar steward from here put £10 in my bank for a deposit and listed it as a return for an XX large Dildo I had to explain to Jan it was not her lucky day

Don't know how to reply, as seen as you have a good smiley it can't be all bad?? by the way is bar steward a play on words or did he "really" work in a bar? LOL