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[Claws]

They have scant regard for your privacy in these places, otherwise they would have more discreet banking details. Good work with the cover up, stopped you making yourself look like a right tit! (or a left one )

[Nelly Vx]

This place needs a bit of crack !!!

[Nelly Vx]

Currently working away in Liverpool, you know the scene, long working days, hotel stays and not a lot to do in the evening except drink beer and eat hotel food. Anyway, I was out last week with a couple of people and on the way back to the hotel we happened across a gentlemans club. No where else open at that time of night, we fancied a drink so we went in. No problem. An hour or so of chatting to very tanned scousers and before I know it I'm putting my joint account card into a machine and paying for some "entertainment". Had a great laugh, and ended up staggering back into my hotel early doors and missing a feckin important early meeting. So, I return tonight and the missus asks me what Angel VIP Liverpool is as an entry on our online account. What do you think I said? Or should have said?

You must have fond Mammories of that evening

[Claws]

I'm abreast of the situation Nelly, but it's a tricky business. Not on the ball tonight, most of my puns are pants

[Nelly Vx]

Good job you blagged the misses ... Sounds like there could have been a big Fall out ;-)

[Claws]

Yeah, who knows the magnitude of what could have been unleashed!

[Nelly Vx]

I hope you did not do the Vx Shuffle

[ghand]

Funny she did not tear a strip off you, are you sure she is abreast of the situation. Or did she fall for your story hooker line and sinker. .

Edited by ghand, 25 October 2013 - 11:32 PM.

[Claws]

Or did she fall for your story hooker line and sinker.

I think that one puts you in pole position Gordon

[Nelly Vx]

You will probably look back and laugh at this it's very Fanny

[ghand]

Pun thread warning

Hang on, strip club and busted , who started it ?

[ghand]

You should have told her you had a VX she would have only charged a fiver

[Nelly Vx]

Can get quite rowdy in these places !!! You're very lucky you didn't come out of there with a nasty gash on your face ........

[Claws]

There is still something fishy about the whole situation

[ghand]

You will probably look back and laugh at this it's very Fanny

Its Virgin on hilarious Nelly

[Nelly Vx]

It's a GUSSETTTT !!!!!

[ghand]

Not sure I would have got away with that whore not ?

[Nelly Vx]

There is still something fishy about the whole situation

Hairy Fishcakes ????

[ghand]

There is still something fishy about the whole situation

Hairy Fishcakes ????

No bushy, shaggy, fish cake,

[Nelly Vx]

Rudy by name Rudy by nature