@FLD - superglue your mobile phone to your forehead. Then stream your life in real time so everyone can see what you do 24x7 - you'll get millions of hits and will get invited to all those celebrity shows:
Strictly
Dancing on ice
Pointless Celebrity
The jungle
Bake off
etc
As know one will have a f@cking clue who you are, or why you are famous, you'll fit right in with all the other "celebrity" contestants 
