195 replies to this topic

[JimH]

WD, put yourself in JJ's position. Million pound home, Roller, swimming pool and an orange wife. Would you want to risk all that for a sordid one night stand with us?

[WoodenDummy]

...if you treated me like a lady Jim.

[Camcar69]

WD, put yourself in JJ's position. Million pound home, Roller, swimming pool and an orange wife. Would you want to risk all that for a sordid one night stand with us?

inspirational

[Whiteboy]

...if you treated me like a lady Jim.

[jon jon]

BEEN LOOKING TODAY AT ALL THE COMMENTS I THINK YOU LOT OR SOME HAVE LOST THE PLOT HOW DO YOU KNOW I MAY BE JIM HHHHHHHHHHHHH OR TURBO PLUM OR JUST A BIG SANTA COME EARLY OR MY SALES CHARM IS NOT WORKING STILL LOOKING FOR GOOD HOME FOR MY 220 VX NA BUY IT AND I WILL FADE AWAY BACK YO SELLING BANGERS IE SPEEDO NOT WORKING MOT LOST HISTORY LOST WHITE LINE WARRANTY GIVEN AS SOON AS YOU DRIVE OVER IT ON THE ROAD THE END Q KEEP IT UP IF IT TURNS YOU ON BYE BYE NOW IM JJ YOU MUST LOVE ME

[Gedi]

I can't make head nor tail of your posts. Were you too busy practicing your impeccable sales techniques as a kid to bother with school? I've got a buzz word ............ punctuation!

[nakajima]

this thread is cracking JJ sounds like a wind up, either that or a complete southern Nonse who looks and sounds like"the Gaffa" with his old Jag and parking fines on the back seats. i dont mean to offend people of southern lodgings but this guy seems like a classic Mincer to me, used to live in NW London and a lot of folks i met i just wanted to rip there eyes out for being such c0cks, bragging about where they live and how they were head hunted this week!. cant stand that kinda talk...... normally have a Mrs looking like Joan Rivers at home anyway and an unpaid subscription to Razzle. hope the car isnt a Lemon anyway Katie. funny if this was a wind up, JJ yr a c0ck if its not BYE BYE CLAP CLAP WHERES HE GONE???? THERE HE IS!!!! WHOS A CLEVER BOY THEN

[jon jon]

HI NEW MEMBER WHAT NO CAR I KNOW A SOUTHERN TWIT WITH ONE TO SELL ,,,,,, ....... .///// [[[[ ;;;'''''' ;;;;;;help what are all the buttons o no my type has shrunk i knew it it is cracking me up COR I THOUGHT I WAS GOING MAD FOR SECOND Bye,Bye.

[WoodenDummy]

Not holding down the shift key doesn't make it any easier to understand what the hell you're posting.

[nakajima]

[JimH]

Bye,Bye.

Fantastic start JJ. Got that Caps lock sussed and got some punctuation going. Now all you need to do is work out is how to put those little squiggly buggers in the right place.

[WoodenDummy]

...got some punctuation going.

...sort of.

[JimH]

Come on WD, cut the Maestro some slack. Sure the commas are in the wrong place and I dread the moment he finds the apostrophe but it is a start and I think we should support JJ in his quest for personal betterment.

[the_bollix]

This looks like it's back on Autotrader. Not such a good deal afterall?

[WoodenDummy]

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[the_bollix]

Opps my bad. The one on Autotrader is B8D VX.