458 replies to this topic

[Richy]

yeahhhh.. but what did it say?

"your mum doesn't own a dildo does she?"

[Vespillo]

yeahhhh.. but what did it say?

"your mum doesn't own a dildo does she?"

lmao!!!

[iceman]

yeahhhh.. but what did it say?

"your mum doesn't own a dildo does she?"

class

[ad172]

yeahhhh.. but what did it say?

"your mum doesn't own a dildo does she?"

Strap - ons and Drugs that are meant for Cattle in the Bathroom cupboard are a little more disturbing!!!

[LazyDonkey]

This place is getting like an episode of Trisha to Thorney BTW

[ad172]

Well Got a response back!!

'Hey I'm sorry if she hassled you, she is so embarrassing, I'm going to kill her! Where did she meet you?

Doesn't sound desperate at all!!! I read this as - I'm so glad she did that - AGAIN!! she's great.

So I'm going to open it to the floor - Please come back with a response. R1CHY you are not aloud to offer an answer!!!

[ad172]

This place is getting like an episode of Trisha

to Thorney BTW

Anything for a bit of entertainment!!!

[Smiler]

"no hassle at all. We met in the brothel next to my work place" then leave it for 20 seconds.. then send... "sorry sorry... don't take that the wrong way.. she only does the reception bit!!!"

Edited by Smiler, 27 July 2005 - 01:53 PM.

[ad172]

"no hassle at all. We met in the brothel next to my work place"


then leave it for 20 seconds..

then send...


"sorry sorry... don't take that the wrong way.. she only does the reception bit!!!"

[Richy]

Hey I'm sorry if she hassled you,
''Yes Ive caught another one''

she is so embarrassing,
[strokes DILLDO... dips end in butter]

I'm going to kill her! Where did she meet you?
''Oh my god he's so gullible, this is so easy ha ha..and im only in the room next door''




R1CHY you are not aloud to offer an answer!!!

As if thats going to happen!!

Well thats what i read it as....

Edited by R1CHY, 27 July 2005 - 01:58 PM.

[iceman]

did you not ask the mother what the catch is

i'm your mother's boss and she needs some help with her bedside manner

[LazyDonkey]

I am the only one bemused by the fact someones mum would actually do that ?!?! .....although think of the wedding speech ....would bring a tear to a glass eye

[Vespillo]

Hey I'm sorry if she hassled you,
''Yes Ive caught another one''

she is so embarrassing,
[strokes DILLDO... dips end in butter]

I'm going to kill her! Where did she meet you?
''Oh my god he's so gullible, this is so easy ha ha..and im only in the room next door''




R1CHY you are not aloud to offer an answer!!!

As if thats going to happen!!

Well thats what i read it as....

lmao

[ad172]

Hey I'm sorry if she hassled you,
''Yes Ive caught another one''

she is so embarrassing,
[strokes DILLDO... dips end in butter]

I'm going to kill her! Where did she meet you?
''Oh my god he's so gullible, this is so easy ha ha..and im only in the room next door''




R1CHY you are not aloud to offer an answer!!!

As if thats going to happen!!

Well thats what i read it as....

I must learn to stop reading these posts in an open plan office and then laughing out loud, only to look up and find everyone looking at me!!!!

Edited by ad172, 27 July 2005 - 02:18 PM.

[easy]

What a quality thread I'd ask her if she was going to kill her mum could you make it a double date so you could skin her and wear it like a wetsuit and do a little pixie dance Always works for me

[LazyDonkey]

What a quality thread 

I'd ask her if she was going to kill her mum could you make it a double date so you could skin her and wear it like a wetsuit and do a little pixie dance 

Always works for me   

And they are trying to protect pilots from their passengers ?

WE NEED PROTECTION FROM HIM !



EDIT : Well, ad172 have you replied yet?

Edited by LazyDonkey, 27 July 2005 - 02:18 PM.

[jules_s]

The question is, was the mum fit? Ive always believed if you want to see your missus in 20/30 years time look at their mum

[easy]

The question is, was the mum fit?

Ive always believed if you want to see your missus in 20/30 years time look at their mum

What if their mum is dead
Does that rule still apply

[ad172]

Due to the lack of decent responses ( R1CHY, Smiler) I have sent back a response. Keeping it fairly decent at this stage so it went along the lines of 'She met me at the Sandwich Van(her mum that is) and then called the office to speak to me! Quite funny I think. Does she always do this! She responded very quickly with 'This is the first time she has done anything like this, but she never fails to embarrass me! I can only apologise for her, must be her age! I'm waiting for R1CHY to translate this into what she really means now!!! adam

Edited by ad172, 27 July 2005 - 02:31 PM.

[easy]

'This is the first time she has done anything like this, but she never fails to embarrass me! I can only apologise for her, must be her age!

Reading between the lines I think it means.

" I'm gagging for a good seeing to and do "A levels" on a first date "