-Astra front wheels with 2nd hand A048's fitted instead of buying TDs
-Home-made decat instead of a 100cell sports cat
-2ND hand ECU from a writeoff instead of paying for a CS remap
-Other basically good value stuff, such as GGPros from Mr Cliffie, and his old Hi-Spec four pots. - In fact the GGPros are the only new tuning item I have fitted thus far.
So in a similar vane to this thread:-
http://www.vx220.org...-charge-cooler/
(Which shows charge cooler best practice, in terms of product quality, fitting care and thorough write-up)
Here is the 1st installment of my *alternative* approach - in all areas.
1) Find random chargecooler parts on ebay, e-mail the seller demanding to know sizes - whilst not having done any research to find the correct sizes.
- Get response in 'inches' - try and convert this into metric. Realize you still don't know how much space you have even in metric.
2) Measure the space for heat exchanger to be about 2 palms vertically and 1 palm square in the other dimensions by stuffing your hand behind partially secured wheelarch liner.
- Think about radiator, remember its held in with rusty bolts, decide to take a swag at the available space for an easy life.
Go for it - buy the random parts on ebay. - Then persuade the seller to get a mate to lug them up the M6 in a HGV. Meet him in a motorway services at night so that you look like you are doing an elicit drug deal. Try and give him money for his help, then watch him take a p*ss on the HGV of another sleeping trucker.

3) Measure water outlet sizes and guess that you need 3/4" pipe. Fail to find an easy local source. Seriously underestimate the required amount to be roughly 5metres. Buy nylon air hose from a pneumatics shop.
Realise your mistake. Buy 3m 100bar hydraulic hose from Pirtek. Later you will realize you still don't have enough, and buy 3 more metres of pneumatic hose. Buy hoseclips, a holesaw you don't have a mandrel for, a hacksaw with only one blade which you brake immediately and some coolant.
4) Get a willing, yet totally unsuspecting mate to help. Ply him with a breakfast barbeque.
Take clam off, and rad surround. You don't need me to tell you about this. Obviously its easy as bolts never stick, and captive nuts don't know what spinning is.

5) Acknowledge that the pre-rad seems to be a suitable size by laying it over the radiator, but that you have no way of holding it in place, especially since it fouls the fan. Drill the fan off and try again.

6) Screw the fan to the crashbox using a mix of old and new brackets. Use tiny screws so that fan doesn't equal death due to changing the cars crash dynamics. Attack the random aluminium that is welded to your pre-rad with a jigsaw and bend it in such a way that it can be attached to the crashbox also - in the right place or as close as you can easily attain.

7) Run hoses round to the driverside rear corner of the rad surround and mod it slighly with sharp things so that the hoses can escape.
Screw the surround back on after bodging the foam strips back in. Use new bolts for the sake of sanity when all this goes wrong. Use a jubilee clip to retain the pipes to the ABS pump bracket. - You will later realize the area is the system high-point and make allowances for bleeding the system.

8) Using a mandrel which is the wrong size, cut a hole (in a position deemed by careful pipe curvature experiments) in the sill, and stuff pipes through. Make a foam gromet thing from sticky back foam scrap from when you worked at that place that made it 10 years ago.

9) Remove old IC, break the ducting, remove the turbo ear. Again this is easy, don't worry at all, the car isn't basically built onto the IC...honest.
Discover the sill is blocked with foam things! Cry a little.
Fashion a meathook from some thick wire and 'Freddy Kruger' a hole in the foam. Push hoses through.
10) Look at the heat exchanger. Trial fit it into the sidepod.
Be pleased - it fits. Your careful measurement paid off.
Be sad - the pipes face in stupid directions. - This is no help at all.

11) Hack one of the tubes off.

12) Fashion it into the correct shape, get it welded back on, and the hole plated up.

13) Make a bracket to hold it in pace using existing mounts.

14) Try and fit it. - Discover the top hose is never going to go on at that angle...................
To be continued....