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[jonnyboy]

Funny how women get their knickers in a twist about strip clubs. Luckily my Mrs is pretty chilled out with stuff like that. They do nothing for me so I just tend to get dragged along on stag dos etc but feck me our kids now ex mrs was mental. Proper laid into him if she thought he'd done anything like that. The irony is most strip clubs are pretty tame and there's zero chance of "extras" so it's probably the safest place for a dunken horny bloke to be.

[Rudy]

Pun thread warning

I posted, and walked away lol. Perfect Friday nite post IMHO. Anyone near Liverpool on Wednesday next week? I seem to have a bag load of discount vouchers........

[theotherjonnymac]

Cash would have avoided all this. Life is all about learning from your mistakes. If she loves you she will forgive.

[RabnaKS]

Cash would have avoided all this. Life is all about learning from your mistakes. If she loves you she will forgive.

So true you thought you'd tell us twice so it sinks in! :-D

[ghand]

 

I was once promised Wildcats is a big company & their business owners name would be printed after being looked after by a mate after a few notes had been exchanged it was my turn to pay up & my mate had chosen something off the 'menu' I didn't have enough cash & like a genie a Bouncer appeared at my side! I got my card out & was assured it wouldn't show up! Lying B45t&*ds!!!!!! Took a month for wife to speak to me, result! Now every time those clubs I never go to are mentioned I have a smirk & I can see her looking at me! Wasn't it that woman Eve who 1st put temptation in Adam's way?????? Why change a habit?

You don't need to go to a strip club to have to explain, a bar steward from here put £10 in my bank for a deposit and listed it as a return for an XX large Dildo I had to explain to Jan it was not her lucky day  

Don't know how to reply, as seen as you have a good smiley it can't be all bad?? by the way is bar steward a play on words or did he "really" work in a bar? LOL

He drives a very very clean Moonland turbo Ha ha Ha not. Just a laugh, but I will get revenge one day , trust me .

[Goosenka]

Ironically I am going to a titty bar tonight with my Mrs. Nice ::

[Wolfstone]

Make sure you use her debit / credit card and then have a go at her when you spot dodgy transactions on the statement.   

[Goosenka]

Make sure you use her debit / credit card and then have a go at her when you spot dodgy transactions on the statement.   

Good shout. I busted her earlier as she sneaked off with my amex, spent a bin load and unlucky for her I checkedy online thingy and confronted her About evens