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[techieboy]

Well, if we're in fess up mode, then I ticked the LibDem box. I pray to God (but hold out little hope) that that will have some effect locally and prevent the Labour guy getting re-elected. After meeting our new Conservative candidate twice (recently parachuted in from Hertfordshire) and listening to him parroting the Get Brexit Done line to every question, I decided I couldn't vote for him when he made the lazy assumption they could count on my vote again and that I must have voted Leave.

[techieboy]

Looking forward to the exit polls in a few minutes times, given how accurate they were last time.

 

Despite promising that I wouldn't stay up for the results, I'm settling in for a long night with hopefully a few upsets for some sitting MP's along the way.

 

Just hope Bedford's results won't be one of the final three in the country to declare this time. That was fcuking embarrassing.

[techieboy]

Wow.. That's a big (potential) win.

[techieboy]

Bye bye Steptoe. You're out of here. Hopefully McDonnell will stick by his promise to fcuk off as well.

[techieboy]

Election nerd? Not me.

 

[casino]

Bye bye Steptoe. You're out of here. Hopefully McDonnell will stick by his promise to fcuk off as well.

Long time since I’ve cried on here. You’re a bad man Techie

[techieboy]

It's great having all of the multiple news coverage windows open. I can follow John McDonnell from one studio to another watching him get ever more dejected. Also handy as that sweaty cnut Hamza Yousef keeps popping up so I instantly switch audio to a different channel to spare my ears.

[techieboy]

ITV coverage is great. Owen Jones looking like he might throw himself in the Thames and Alan Johnson looking like he might twat Jon Lansman at any moment. Ed Balls looking like he might join in as well.

 

[casino]

Where’s Steptoe though? Where’s he hiding his miserable dour ugly mug?

[techieboy]

I know I voted LD but Swinson losing her seat. Hilarious.

[casino]

Fantastic. That ugly gob won’t be gracing our screens any longer.

[casino]

Bye bye Steptoe. You're out of here. Hopefully McDonnell will stick by his promise to fcuk off as well.

Long time since I’ve cried on here. You’re a bad man Techie

This is still cracking me up. Haven’t laughed so much for so long.

Labour need someone like David Milliband who would be a respected face of the party. Sadly I wouldn’t bet against Old McDonald taking the helm.

(Wonder if Blair is prancing round his kitchen singing told you so, told you so?)

[casino]

Swindon : forget floJo it’s goJo!!

[C8RKH]

BOJO "you voted to be carbon neutral by 2050, Corbyn neutral by Christmas"

Class! Lol...

[slindborg]

I've only ever lied to exit polls

[techieboy]

Have Momentum stopped bawling and are now spinning it as another "win" yet? Labour didn't do quite as badly as the exit poll predicted therefore using the maths of the esteemed Professor D Abbot of the much vaunted North Hackney School of Mathematics, that surely counts as a win.

[Sutol]

Is it any surprise that Labour did so badly, they can't even put their shoes on right!

[siztenboots]

voted for my local independent candidate , pointless vote really in CON held runnymede

[techieboy]

Is it any surprise that Labour did so badly, they can't even put their shoes on right!

 

That was hilarious. All the Momentum nuggets immediately plow in claiming photoshop and calling everyone Tory scum.

 

All well and good. Except that it was the Labour candidate who took the picture and it was on her Facebook or Twitter and not some random Russian or Tory page.

[Jetpilot]

Very pleased to see all the party splitters and most outspoken loosing their seats, Chuka, Soubry, Grieve, Gyimah etc etc