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[slindborg]

Stuck in traffic on the M11 north of J8 on Thursday night. Things had come to an absolute halt.

I counted four cars who thought it’d be a good idea to drive up the hard shoulder to bypass all the traffic. It’s okay though; they had their hazard lights on.

Pricks.

 

Happens lots. Mainly becuase people cant actually drive on the M11 properly anyway

 

And its broken again today

[rob999]

I blame Dave and his truckin’. Where are you Dave...I know you’re around 😄😄

[Wolfstone]

Puffins (mainly women) who post pics of themselves on Facebook inviting comments from uber puffins such as 'gorgeous', 'you look amazing' 'beautiful lady' blah blah blah.

[fiveoclock]

"Gawjus" Just fcuk off

[C8RKH]

Puffins (mainly women) who post pics of themselves on Facebook inviting comments from uber puffins such as 'gorgeous', 'you look amazing' 'beautiful lady' blah blah blah.

Who also get really offended when they get comments that are not "you look amazing blah blah blah".  They just need to get out more and get a life. Or get a VX and get their hands dirty lol.

[Wolfstone]

And whilst I'm on a roll, cringe-worthy 'surprise' choreographed and staged wedding dances by brides and grooms and selected others from the wedding party. 'Oooohhhh.....look at us'. Twunts.

[rob999]

Happy as always I see Kenneth.

[C8RKH]

Mods who remove/move your posts leaving you to wonder where the fook they are! 😂🤣😂🤣

[Foxy]

Mods who remove/move your posts leaving you to wonder where the fook they are! 😂🤣😂🤣

People who don’t check their messages!

[Wolfstone]

Parents who parade their children around like trophies. 'Ooohhhh look at my cute child / children'. 6 hour flight today and one twunt wandered around the plane constantly with his sprog, displaying him to anyone who was stupid enough to take any notice.

[mark_vx]

The M6

[The Batman]

people that park next to you even though there are multiple empty spaces in a row.

 

Seriously what goes through these peoples heads?! AND they park very close to your car so even you struggle to get in the car?!!?

 

SERIOUSLY

[Nev]

people that park next to you even though there are multiple empty spaces in a row.

 

Seriously what goes through these peoples heads?! AND they park very close to your car so even you struggle to get in the car?!!?

 

SERIOUSLY

 

Instinctive pack/group mentality that most people have. Lots of interesting psychological experiments on it (and analogies to other aspects of their lives)...
 

Edited by Nev, 22 December 2018 - 09:06 AM.

[hairy]

The M6

 

[Sutol]

Lotus bigots!

 

Did a Club Lotus track day at Goodwood on Saturday in the VX. The organiser allows VX's because he quite rightly acknowledges that the VX is a part of the Lotus family despite the absence of a badge. Anyway get a link to some photos taken by a so called pro and none of me and another VX in 200 shots. Maybe it's because we've both got metallic grey cars!

Edited by Sutol, 03 May 2019 - 08:44 AM.

[oblomov]

In the end I told him

people that park next to you even though there are multiple empty spaces in a row.

Seriously what goes through these peoples heads?! AND they park very close to your car so even you struggle to get in the car?!!?

SERIOUSLY

They do this even if you've parked at the farthest end of a supermarket car park where there are dozens of empty spaces. Took the VX on the road today for the first time this year.
In car parks I've taken to finding two empty spaces and parking centrally on the white line, so 15 minutes in to my journey I park that way in a car park with plenty of parking spaces and as I get out some old twat starts sounding his horn at me. I go over and smile and explain politely the difficulty in getting out of the car in confined spaces and he continues to moan about wanting to park where I've parked. In the end I told him there were plenty of places to park and to stop being a self righteous twat.

[Wolfstone]

Automatic paper towel dispensers in bogs. Seem to be all the rage in Jordan. Ffs just let me decide how much paper towel I need rather than some stupid machine that dispenses in small quantities and then makes you wait until its ready to give you a bit more!

[hairy]

Automatic paper towel dispensers in bogs. Seem to be all the rage in Jordan. Ffs just let me decide how much paper towel I need rather than some stupid machine that dispenses in small quantities and then makes you wait until its ready to give you a bit more!

 

At least its not arsewipe paper yet!

[rob999]

Automatic paper towel dispensers in bogs. Seem to be all the rage in Jordan. Ffs just let me decide how much paper towel I need rather than some stupid machine that dispenses in small quantities and then makes you wait until its ready to give you a bit more!

You’re killing the planet with that overuse of paper towels.
Won’t somebody think of the children.

[fiveoclock]

Grown men who use the word holibobs. Just fcuk off