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[chuno]

It had better be bloody good after all this

[Pipo]

It had better be bloody good after all this

Maybe because they wrote head and tail on it, the brick got wings and flew away?

[Mutt & Jeff]

Had it been drinking Red Bull

[christurbo]

Dont get it - I think he's winding us up

[ineedtheturbo]

I got one and I'll tell you puchline also! Did you hear about the Jewish Pedophile???? HOW many sweets???!!!?????!!!!??

[JimH]

Ah, got it. Perhaps the humour derives from the fact that there was only one brick left. Had the jewish gentlemen employed the full range of architects, technical assistants, designers, quantity surveyors, project managers, site agents and planners then perhaps they would have had to argue about the fifteen pallets of bricks, 84 urinals of the wrong specification, 15 badly fitting windows that couldn't be cleaned without a cherry picker, the roofer that lost his leg and the fact that three years later the health and safety file still hadn't been submitted. It's bit of an in-joke I think.

[chuno]

Well hes just come on and then dissapeared.... definately winding us up. I understand what your saying jim, but still dont understand how the brick dissapearing relates to it

[JimH]

I understand what your saying jim, but still dont understand how the brick dissapearing relates to it

Good point. Perhaps the site manager stole it for a homer.

[TangoAlpha]

Maybe the brick was really a bird

[JimH]

Maybe the brick was really a bird

Perhaps it was a Thermalite block. They are made from fly ash.

[Pipo]

Well, here's a better joke. On top of a tall building there is a well know restaurant with a splendid view over the city. A man is standing on the sun roof. Another man approaches and says: “hey man, you’re not going to jump, are you? “No, the viewer says, I’m just enjoying the view. Isn’t it a pity we can’t fly like the birds?” Says the second guy: “But we can! It’s very simple. You start flapping your arms. Then you dive forward and increase the flapping. And off you go!” Do you think I’m crazy!, goes the first one. If you are so sure about it, then demonstrate! No problemo, goes the second bloke. He flaps his arms, dives of the sun roof, gains speed and flies around the building. A minute later he lands on the sun roof next to the first guy. This one’s completely astonished. “Can I do that also, he asks? Of course, just do as I do! The man starts flapping his arms, take a dive, flaps faster and faster; but no result. He goes down screaming all the way till he smashes into the pavement. Some other visitors saw what happened. They asked the waitress. Did you see that guy flying? And the other fall? She answers: “Oh, the flying one is Superman. He is a real jerk when he’s drunk.

[chuno]

Another: A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her arse in it."

Edited by chuno, 19 December 2005 - 02:55 PM.

[Ash]

Maybe the brick was really a bird

Perhaps it was a Thermalite block. They are made from fly ash.

Sorry, I'm not sure what they're made of Jim.

Ash.....

[Ash]

Chuno, that was brilliant!! Ash

[JimH]

Jules, I hope you weren't planning on leaving this here.

[johnnym1]

i too am now starting to wonder whether it is a wind up, absolutely no one at my work gets it either so it's not just me. i've got one too for you jules.. A rabbi sits down on a seat next to a dog.. and... and... reads a newspaper! Geddit! Think about it.. rabbi..seat..dog.. No? that's because it's not a joke, just like yours

[johnnym1]

Mine is the ex-tractor fan joke - but i'll let jules tell his first

while we're waiting for jules to make an appearance, what is the ex-tractor joke?

oh yeah, just been re-reading jules' first couple of posts, must've been a reason why he didn't just tell it straight away (ie that its a wind up), is the joke actually something like 'all you lot are dicks cos you've been sat all day thinking about what the answer is when there isn't one'

[LazyDonkey]

Mine is the ex-tractor fan joke - but i'll let jules tell his first 

while we're waiting for jules to make an appearance, what is the ex-tractor joke?

oh yeah, just been re-reading jules' first couple of posts, must've been a reason why he didn't just tell it straight away (ie that its a wind up), is the joke actually something like 'all you lot are dicks cos you've been sat all day thinking about what the answer is when there isn't one'

I'll type it when i get home - its a bit long winded

[lozcs]

Jules, I hope you weren't planning on leaving this here.

Its not a lion it's a giraffe!

[iceman]

Mine is the ex-tractor fan joke - but i'll let jules tell his first 

while we're waiting for jules to make an appearance, what is the ex-tractor joke?

oh yeah, just been re-reading jules' first couple of posts, must've been a reason why he didn't just tell it straight away (ie that its a wind up), is the joke actually something like 'all you lot are dicks cos you've been sat all day thinking about what the answer is when there isn't one'

i refer you to my original statement..

..  smacks of the kings cloths this does..

though stupid me got it wrong and i meant! ..

.. smacks of the Emperors new cloths this does..