A brick?
The Best Joke Ive Ever Been Told....
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jules_s
, Dec 18 2005 11:40 PM
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#81
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Posted 20 March 2016 - 05:36 PM
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Posted 20 March 2016 - 07:12 PM
If its a monkey it will be its cock
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Posted 21 March 2016 - 07:51 PM
Or sh*t, they like throwing that around
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Posted 21 March 2016 - 08:28 PM
We will know in 2026 I think.
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Posted 21 March 2016 - 09:57 PM
We will know in 2026 I think.
I will keep pressing F5 until then. 
#86
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Posted 21 March 2016 - 10:14 PM
We will know in 2026 I think.
I will keep pressing F5 until then.
By then your vx will probably be worth double from what it is now.
Earning money by clicking.
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Posted 21 March 2016 - 11:06 PM
Fecking Awseme 👍😂 Can't be the same brick after all this time, can it 😂 The same brick the Jews threw up in the air ? Well feck me 😂😂A brick?
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Posted 26 August 2017 - 10:59 AM
The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1 M69 interchange..Darlington bypass early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
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