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Started by Nelly Vx , Oct 09 2012 10:02 PM

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#461 SteveA

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Posted 12 November 2016 - 11:08 AM

Same joke six posts up, you are slacking Hairy :)

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Posted 12 November 2016 - 11:31 AM

I thought I'd heard it before!


#463 hairy

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Posted 13 November 2016 - 01:41 PM

I'm emotionally constipated ... I've not given a sh*t for days.


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Posted 13 November 2016 - 02:29 PM

I treid eating a clock.....it was very time consuming.

 

I dont know what appocalypse means but it's not the end of the world.


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Posted 07 December 2016 - 07:48 PM

I used to have a drinking problem: Southern Comfort tasted quite nice; ordinary Comfort tasted like fabric softener.


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Posted 14 December 2016 - 07:36 PM

A Japanese tourist bus was hijacked today and robbed, police say they have ten thousand pictures of the suspects.

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 09:53 AM

It's becoming apparent that a lot of Lotus owners are turning into good drivers - so, if you're a good driver, watch out for turning Lotus owners!


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Posted 02 January 2017 - 11:35 AM

My grandad told me that when he was young you could leave your back door open ....  that's probably why his submarine sank.


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Posted 02 January 2017 - 12:21 PM

:lol:

#470 Wolfstone

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 08:16 PM

Given the sand in fannies over grammar on here lately, "How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their"

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 05:23 PM

There was a kidnapping at our local junior school recently. It's ok though, he woke up.


#472 Nev

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 08:27 PM

My grandad told me that when he was young you could leave your back door open ....  that's probably why his submarine sank.

 

Well, leaving your back door open was breaking the law if it was before 1956!


Edited by Nev, 13 January 2017 - 08:28 PM.

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Posted 13 January 2017 - 08:47 PM

The Americans have increased their nuclear codes to greater than 140 characters ... so that Trump can't tweet them!


#474 SteveA

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 07:38 PM

Well, leaving your back door open was breaking the law if it was before 1956!

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Edited by SteveA, 14 January 2017 - 07:38 PM.

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Posted 16 January 2017 - 07:38 AM

bipolar.com is currently down. 


#476 KurtVerbose

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Posted 18 January 2017 - 09:42 PM

It's back up now.


#477 Andy_VX

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Posted 19 January 2017 - 09:28 AM

The Americans have increased their nuclear codes to greater than 140 characters ... so that Trump can't tweet them!

 

:D   :lol:


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Posted 23 January 2017 - 08:12 PM

I can't wait for someone to have a pop at Trump ... just to hear the security guys yell "Donald, duck!".


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Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:52 AM

One of my mates had a neck brace fitted a few weeks ago, since then he's never looked back.

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Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:49 PM

A mate of mine was given a fine timepiece by 2 lesbian friends. Later he told me how disappointed he was, apparently they'd asked him what he wanted and he'd said " I wanna watch".


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