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#161 Rosssco

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 01:22 PM

We'll never know for sure but I don't buy it.

 
Far from an expert, so I'd agree.

 

The concern is that it will be jumped on by some sections of the media. Everyone has a "I had that bad thing back in January" story...

 

More chat on PH thread:

 

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 01:32 PM

And just to prove Royal Mail is all about timing, I give you todays junk mail.

 

2 for 1 offers with a train company that's barely running a service, going to a city that's effectively shut and where none of the vouchers can actually be used as a result:

 

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But, fear ye not. If you do risk it, you can also cover your funeral costs. Better safe than sorry:

 

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 04:44 PM

It appears your postie is subliminally trying to kill you and dispose of the corpse



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Posted 25 March 2020 - 07:27 PM

https://www.bbc.com/...otland-52042786

Death of a colleague. I met him a couple of times about 3 or 4 years ago but didn't know him well. RIP

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 05:57 AM





Do you think I'll be alright in Tesco's tomorrow:

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No - need gloves..

I’m sorry, but you are clearly not taking this CV outbreak seriously.
...I’m going to get groceries early this morning, wish me luck!

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#166 FLD

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 09:05 AM

Guys please!  Keep out of my wardrobe.



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Posted 26 March 2020 - 12:56 PM

So, when our hospitals are brimming over and the States become world leaders in virus deaths, Europe and the west won’t be in a position to defend themselves from any hostile nation. Like China or Russia. Yer strategy is beginning to show Putin..
 

 



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Posted 26 March 2020 - 01:51 PM

So, when our hospitals are brimming over and the States become world leaders in virus deaths, Europe and the west won’t be in a position to defend themselves from any hostile nation. Like China or Russia. Yer strategy is beginning to show Putin..

 
Casino has nailed it! ;)

 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 01:53 PM

Guys please!  Keep out of my wardrobe.

 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 02:06 PM

The government has ordered 10.000 ventilators from Dyson.. After testing they said that the patients were picking up nicely....



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Posted 26 March 2020 - 08:18 PM

At 7:45 am today at our local grocery store that opens at 8 for seniors only, a young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.

He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."



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Posted 26 March 2020 - 10:58 PM

Has anyone registered for the NHS volunteer scheme and does anyone know how it's going to work? I've heard it may work from an app similar to Uber where you take a job, do it and then park up wherever you are and then take another.

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 11:21 AM

Allegedly Boris has tested positive to Covid19

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Posted 27 March 2020 - 11:29 AM

Confirmed.



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Posted 27 March 2020 - 01:13 PM

and the health secretary Matt Hancock tested positive



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Posted 27 March 2020 - 02:00 PM

...which given they are distancing, proves distancing doesn't in any way fully mitigate the risk... albeit they are probably more 'socially active' than most right now.



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Posted 27 March 2020 - 02:11 PM

Or alternatively, only vaguely practising distancing clearly doesn't work and if you're going to do it, do it properly.



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Posted 27 March 2020 - 03:22 PM

Or alternatively, only vaguely practising distancing clearly doesn't work and if you're going to do it, do it properly.

 

Probably more like it. :)
 



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Posted 27 March 2020 - 03:23 PM

You'd have thought his personality would help with that!



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Posted 27 March 2020 - 07:19 PM

If you get an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because it's contaminated with Corvid19 - ignore it, it's just spam.






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